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Question: Is this the computer for me?

I own a Dell Inspiron 6400 and it is time to get something new. I want the best in media playback BUT I DO NOT PLAY GAMES. When I say playback, I mean the ability to play 1080p downloaded movies/tv shows. I would also like my computer to have the following:

1. bluray driver/writer
2. lots of RAM
3. 4 or more hours of battery life
4. 32 bit or better color settings
5. 1440 x 900 pixels resolution OR BETTER (I need to be able to play 1080p downloaded movies and tv shows)
6. very fast processing speed so that I can do many tasks at once.

And last but not least, a QUERTY American keyboard and I need to be able to purchase it online in France and delivered to a French address BUT AT THE SAME TIME deal with English speaking support staff.