Excerpt: There’s a few things that you need to know about Saints Row The Third straight off the bat. 1. Saints Row The Third never takes itself too seriously. 2. If walking down the street naked, wearing only a ball gag and beating people up with 2ft dildos is you sort of deal then read no further and just go and buy the game and 3.
Excerpt: Jimmy Torbitson was beyond distressed at famed Saint Johnny Gat’s tragic demise, so he did what any fanboy would do: he cloned his hero in his closet. Starting with the appropriately named “Weird Science” level, this three-mission downloadable add-on has you traveling all over the city, using increasingly ridiculous methods to try to reel in your recently cloned buddy before the rest of Steelport gets him.
Pros: + The Saints Flow fireball does absurd damage; your super-abilities are very empowering., + Engaging story arc filled with entertaining mission objectives.
Cons: ? If you can run so fast on Saints Flow, why can't you run on water?
Excerpt: Proof that the Saints will do anything to make an easy grand, this new Saints Row: The Third downloadable add-on has you starring in the ridiculous in-game film Gangstas in Space . Andy Zhen is your director and he hates on everyone but you while you flub lines and shoot space amazons. With just three missions (playable solo or with a buddy), Gangstas isn’t significantly longer than The Third ’s first DLC, Genkibowl VII ; in fact, you’ll probably beat it in an hour and a...
Pros: + Awesome missions and snappy dialogue., + The director yelling at you when you kill cameramen is hilarious.
Cons: ? Why does Space Brutina kill you with one hit?
Excerpt: No one would ever accuse Saints Row: The Third — a game that took you all over its fictional metropolis with a tiger in your backseat and a vocoder-voiced pimp in your cellphone directory — of being subtle or meek. And its first batch of mission-pack DLC embraces the madcap zaniness.
Pros: + Clever, new activities subtly tweak the main-game formula; SEXY KITTEN YARNGASM.
Cons: ? Do people love Professor Genki because he likes to murder them in horrible ways?
Conclusion: When you see, “Whored Mode” on the opening menu, your first instinct may be to roll your eyes. Horde Modes are a great co-operative multiplayer add-on for computer games, but here it just sounds like like a pun too-far. It’s not. Yes, it’s a simplified horde mode, and – in true Saint Row Style – it mainly pitches you against whores, but like the rest of the game, it’s far more than it looks.
Excerpt: Now that the cat is out of the bag, I have no problem reminding you that Saints Row: The Third was my Game of the Year for 2011. Even with the bugs and glitches (I still canÃƒÂ¢Ã¢â€šÂ¬Ã¢â€žÂ¢t access the Call in VTOL option)...
Pros: + Four new side mission types, + Lots of new customization options, + Lots of new vehicles
Excerpt: First off, great game. Just like playing GTA, only better. Fully customizable characters. Ability to upgrade weapons. Everything you could want in a game if you like GTA. Only about a third of the way through it but would definitely replay after im finished.