Excerpt: to realize that the game sucks. I was already privy to this fact, of course. I opted not to spend much time checking out the E3 build at this year’s show, because the game didn’t look interesting in the slightest. Only a little coercion from the real-life Dick Marcinko, who was looming ominously in Bethesda’s closed door kiosk on the show floor, could’ve convinced me otherwise. Not that I think Marcinko’s not a nice guy.
A Game That Makes Almost Every Game Before It Look Better
12 December 2009
Conclusion: Concept: More of a one-liner generator than a game
Graphics: he close-range kills look cool. All other animations are laughably bad. This game also offers the least impressive grenade explosion I’ve ever seen
Sound: Mickey Rourke loves saying nasty things, even when they don’t make sense. He’s quite good in this game
Playability: None of the gameplay feels finished. The first officially released alpha game?