Summary: We don’t often have guest reviewers at Destructoid, because we need to offer the utmost credibility when analyzing a game in a critical light. However, there is no one more credible than my Uncle Nachos when it comes to the Gradius series.
Excerpt: I was admittedly a bit embarrassed when during my (ridiculous) E3 demo of Konami's Otomedius Excellent, I made the assumption that the game was a digital download. The rep was quick to assert that the game would see a full retail release, thankfully willing to ignore what my statement really...
Otomedius Excellent Review: Excellent Doesn’t Belong In This Game’s Title
9 November 2011
Conclusion: Concept: Take Gradius, add overt sexuality, and take away the majority of the fun
Graphics: This game would have looked amazing in 1999
Sound: The music is a random assortment of techno that sometimes feels weird and out of place
Playability: The pitiful starting weapons and slow ships make this a...