Reviews and Problems with Kane & Lynch: Dead Men
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7 September 2011
Summary: Not much more to say about it. Controls are horrible, graphics are absolutely abysmal, gameplay sucks and is so generic, there are very few weapons and they are all really bad, but at least the story was cool for maybe 2 of the 12 missions i played.
Summary: I own 34 games, which include the Burger King games, Beuwolf, and this is the worst of them all. At least I knew going in what I was getting with the others. Why buy this when you can instead flush your cash down the toilet and save time on shipping.
Summary: This most recent game from the makers of Hitman proves to be one of the more disappointing games I have experienced in recent years. The controls are horrible, the characters are unlikeable, the AI is abysmal, and the graphics look like a first generation PS2 game.
Summary: I was really looking forward to this game after initially hearing about it months ago. After spending some time with it I was severely disappointed. The AI is broken and buggy, the interaction is sluggish and frustrating and the graphics were mediocre at best.
Summary: I have been gaming for years and this was the first game I have ever rented; luckily. I usually buy games new or buy them used. I am so happy I rented this terrible game and didn't blow any money on it. Actually, I take that back.
Summary: The poor controls are just slightly better than the frustrating number of bugs, poor graphics, and sloppy storytelling. Worth a rental just to see how bad Xbox games can really get, but not worth any more than that.
Summary: This game is terrible. The controls are like wrestling with an alligator, the graphics look like something on the PS1, the story is beyond laughable, and the sound will blow out your speakers (and not in a good way). I wouldn't wish this game on my worst enemy. I just wish I could give it 0 stars.