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Eat Lead: The Return of Matt Hazard

 

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  • User Score (33)
    6.0 6.0 from 33 reviewers
  • Expert Score (60)
    5.4 5.4 from 60 reviewers
  • Gameplay (16)
    6.2 6.2 from 16 reviewers
  • Graphics (18)
    6.1 6.1 from 18 reviewers
  • Sound (16)
    7.6 7.6 from 16 reviewers
  • Storyline (3)
    7.2 7.2 from 3 reviewers
  • Control (3)
    6.3 6.3 from 3 reviewers
  • Lifespan (4)
    6.0 6.0 from 4 reviewers
  • Playability (2)
    6.1 6.1 from 2 reviewers
  • Replay value (2)
    5.3 5.3 from 2 reviewers
  • Game depth (2)
    7.0 7.0 from 2 reviewers
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  • Score Distribution

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5-6
(32)
3-4
(10)
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Users:
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  • Expert Reviews

  1. PlayDevil

    PlayDevil
    6.5/10
    15 July 2009

    "Eat Lead: The Return Of Matt Hazard" is a real mixed bag. The standard of the animation is often pretty poor, although sometimes it’s difficult to tell whether this is intentional or not. Howevere, what it does mean is that a lot of the humour falls pretty flat. It’s also very specialist stuff, so unless you’re a pretty hardcore gamer, and have been for many years, you may find that a lot of the jokes you just won’t get anyway. Read more

    • Good mix of levels, Lots of weapons, Some specialist jokes do work
    • Not very funny, Dumb A, No multiplayer
  2. VideoGamer.com

    5.0/10
    31 May 2009

    In the end Eat Lead simply isn't a good enough game to make the most of the brilliant script and isn't the game to get Matt Hazard's career back on track. Read more

    • Often funny, Good script
    • Dull gameplay, Controls feel off
  3. Fragland

    4.8/10
    13 April 2009

    on paper has everything to be a good game but due to the lazyness of the developers it's reached a new depth in game development. The only positive points are the voice acting of Will Arnett and Neill Patrick Harris and the way too easy achievements or trophies that can be gotten. These don't manage to compete with the many downpoints this game contains though. Read more

    • Comedy, Easy achievements/trophies
    • Sub-par graphics, Repetitive shootouts, Sound stops at times, Eat Lead: The Return of Matt Hazard
  4. GameCritics.com

    13 April 2009

    The defining moment of Eat Lead: The Return of Matt Hazard happened in first of the game’s two "generic warehouse" levels (not to be confused with the "generic dockyards" level, which features warehouses). I'd just passed a checkpoint after killing a few water-gun-toting enemies (no doubt an incisive dig at the briefly-popular-five-years-ago trend of non-violent shooter games for younger kids) when I walked through a door and found nothing on the other side. Read more

    • The Cloud Sephiroth fight.
    • The rest of the game.
  5. xbox360.gamespy.com

    6.0/10
    6 March 2009

    It's not a very good shooter, but it might make you think (and laugh) about the games you play. Read more

    • Will Arnett's voice work is quite funny; interesting work of parody, satirizing game design history.
    • Points out some of the worst parts of gaming by example, which often isn't fun; not a great shooter.
  • User Reviews

  1. Mockery of movies and games alike

    Amazon
    2.0/10
    Reviewer: Paul Zerbe, Amazon
    28 July 2011

    This game is plain stupid. It's storyline is a mockery of successful games like Wolfenstein, Duke Nukem, Final Fantasy7, World Of Warcraft, Hitman, Halo, and Resident Evil. (I think I named most of them). It even mocks Tropic Thunder with the producer character in the movie that acts like a total prick. The only upside to this game was it's similarity in controls to COD. Enemies are either extremely easy or insanley difficult to kill, there is no happy medium. Read more

  2. meh

    Newegg
    4.0/10
    Reviewer: Worthless, Newegg
    26 November 2009

    I dunno, but for some reason Matt Hazard totally reminds me of Michael Chiklis. 1) because Michael Chiklis is a bald tough as nails take no prisoners guy who shoots dudes on The Shield and 2) Chiklis stars in Fantasic Four as The Thing who has an almost identical catch phrase to Matt Hazard's "Its Hazard Time!" 3) he's not fat, but Chiklis' appearance produces an optical illusion that makes you think he should be and somehow Matt Hazard has that reference as well... Read more

    • Budget title
    • Painfully generic and uninspired over the shoulder FPS. Not a bad game, but mediocre; its a budget title with good reason. Eat Lead is easily overlooked by the numerou...
  3. Keep these ideas in the webcomics

    2.0/10
    Reviewer: callmegreer, Ciao
    14 June 2009

    Eat lead is the game that should never have been, it is basically a third person shooting game where the titular character is a legendary video game hero, down on his luck, returning for a last chance at the gaming hero job. The most entertaining part of eat lead is the opening video which discusses Matt Hazards rise from the 8 bit world to the next gen consoles, and his relationships with other video game characters namely lara Croft, the ex girlfriend. Read more

    • HA
    • The fact it was made is a disadvantage to gamers everwhere
  4. Eat Lead: The Return of Matt Hazard (Xbox 360): Crap Hazard

    	 Dooyoo
    Reviewer: Narco, Dooyoo
    24 May 2009

    Buy it for a laugh/gamerscore - otherwise, leave it well alone! Read more

    • + Humour, + Easy Gamerscore
    • - Gameplay, - Graphics
  5. Eat Lead The Return Of Matt Hazard

    Boomerang Video Game Rental Online
    8.0/10
    5 June 2009

    Fun game, I played on medium as hard is unavailable at first play through. Its a fun game and the tongue in cheek story line is refreshing. Worth a rental if you fancy a somewhat relaxed fps. It can become samey after awhile but it is challenging enough to keep you playing for a few days. Read more

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An action hero emerges from the pixels as D3Publisher (D3P), a publisher and developer of interactive entertainment software, today announced plans for Eat Lead: The Return of Matt Hazard™, a third-person shooter with a sense of humor for the Xbox 360® video game and entertainment system from Microsoft and PLAYSTATION®3 computer entertainment system.

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