Summary: Even though I paid a really cheap price for this game with all its additional extras I could have just thrown the money out of the window as a drove down the street. I probably would have gotten more satisfaction from that.
Summary: A sequel to 1996's Duke Nukem 3D, Duke Nukem Forever has become an industry joke for development hell. Originally unveiled in 1997, Duke Nukem Forever has had one of the longest development cycles ever. The series' protagonist, Duke Nukem, is an amalgamation of 80s action film stars. He is this overly muscular, cigar smoking, machine gun toting womanizer that should have been left in video games' adolescent phase. The game starts with Duke taking on aliens.
Summary: Loved having the duke come back but this game sucks and i was left feeling i wasted moeny. NOT A GOOD BUY!!!!!! If you really want to play duke nukem go play some of the older games, that would be money well spent.
Summary: Let me start this review by saying I really, really, REALLY tried to enjoy Duke Nukem Forever. I tried to enjoy the obnoxious loading times. I tried to enjoy the dated graphics and unfinished backgrounds. I tried to enjoy the bad reference humor. I tried, but couldn't make it. I pre-ordered DNF on a whim, thinking the developers would never release the game. After all, this had been in development since the late 1990s and had gone through numerous revamps and edits.
Summary: I bought this product hoping it would be fun as all my other games. Come to find out it is so perverted and not a good game for anyone to be playing. I was appalled when I realized it started on level one!
Glad I only paid $5 for it but still got ripped off
26 July 2012
Summary: So I have been a big fan of Duke Nukem 3D since it came out. I've even purchased it on GOG for my PC and XBox Arcade. When Duke Nukem Forever came out, I didn't really have the time to check it out. But strolling past GameStop, I figured I'd see what they had. There gleamed Duke Nukem Forever like a diamond in the ruff - and for less than $5? "What a steal", I thought as I rushed to the counter and whipped out my cash.
Summary: What garbage. The controls are clunky at best, you are limited to only two weapons, and the original Duke Nukem from 20 some odd years ago is MUCH better than this piece of crapola. DON'T WASTE YOUR TIME OR YOUR MONEY IF YOU VALUE EITHER ONE.