Excerpt: Bayonetta is all about its main character and that main character is horny as butter, sexier than an oil-drenched Megan Fox and supplied with moves that would make God of War start shaking like a Chihuahua that was kicked in the corner.
Excerpt: Not until the advent of Bayonetta has cracking angelic skulls been so addictive. Guiding the busty, bodacious witch babe Bayonetta, the object is to slice, whip, shoot, kick, and crush the forces of light whilst gathering Sonic -like rings for purchasing new weapons and combo attacks.
Excerpt: Mature games that treat adult gamers as adults are a more prevalent happening these days, though nowhere near to the extent that one might expect. SEGA’s and Platinum Game’s Bayonetta, with its eponymous, potentially embarrassing leading lady and Juvenile OTT action, is far from being part of this...
Excerpt: Hideki Kamiya, the director of the trend-setting Devil May Cry last gen, is back with Bayonetta - his latest romp in the action genre, and the first one starring a witch who uses her long black locks to both disrobe and transform in the middle of battle to dispatch foes.
Conclusion: It's honestly no exaggeration to say that every hour spent playing this game felt exactly like an hour. I didn't enjoy myself or the game and was happy to hang up my controller at the end of each session.
Summary: The attraction of " Bayonetta " is hard to pin down. It is undeniably flawed, but it has won me over by its shear conviction. It knows that its combat mechanic is solid and that it looks good, so it uses these traits to abuse you with everything else it does.
Excerpt: It used to be when I heard the old standard “Fly me to the Moon,” it would conjure up a flurry of images and thoughts: the bright lights of the New York skyline, nights out on the town in with a young girl on your arm, drinking rye in posh Manhattan nightclubs, penthouse parties, the best suits,...