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8.9 out of 10

Bayonetta

Bayonetta™ is a cinematic, stylized action game from the creativ Read more

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6.4

Bayonetta

AV Club
11 January 2010
  • Excerpt: Leggy brunettes in costume as the naughty-witch title character of Bayonetta were popular attractions at videogame trade shows last year. That figures, as Bayonetta makes a natural “booth babe,” designed to roil unrequited testosterone. Her game encourages players to gape as it pokes its camera at her curves, or lingers on her lips as she glides her strawberry lollipop in and out of her mouth.
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Overall 6
6.0
Gameplay 5
5.0
Functionality 6
6.0
Audio & image quality 6
6.0
Lastability 5
5.0

Bayonetta

Cheat Happens
5 January 2010
  • Excerpt: You know when I’m playing Devil May Cry – I can’t help but think that something is missing. Now, thanks to Sega’s Bayonetta , I finally know what – boobs . In all fairness, the truth is that Bayonetta isn’t just a rehash with a fresh coat of spandex and backside colored paint. It’s a surprisingly fun, quirky deep and addictive title that not only builds upon a proven formula – it damn near perfects it.
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Overall 6
6.0
Gameplay 5
5.0
Functionality 6
6.0
Audio & image quality 6
6.0
Lastability 5
5.0

Bayonetta

Cheat Happens
5 January 2010
  • Excerpt: You know when I’m playing Devil May Cry – I can’t help but think that something is missing. Now, thanks to Sega’s Bayonetta , I finally know what – boobs . In all fairness, the truth is that Bayonetta isn’t just a rehash with a fresh coat of spandex and backside colored paint. It’s a surprisingly fun, quirky deep and addictive title that not only builds upon a proven formula – it damn near perfects it.
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Overall 5
5.0

Expert Review

BigPond GameArena
16 March 2010
  • Conclusion: If this is the case change the score to a 10. As it is, it is more a failed attempt to deliver a story so stupid it becomes awesome. If I want to objectify women I have the internet, if I want to make my ears bleed I have iTunes and if I wanted to watch something flip between comedy and serious and accomplish neither, I have season six of Scrubs on DVD.
  • Pros: Giant variety of moves available from the beginning., The core gameplay is the very best of its kind., Easy and Very Easy modes make the game playable by anyone.
  • Cons: Unbearable soundtrack., Preposterous storyline., Poor characterisation., The previous three points combine to make the game unplayable by any but fans of the extreme action genre.
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