Excerpt: There are plenty of guilty pleasures that can be found in watching the plethora of Godzilla movies that make up typical late night fare, but none compare to the joy of putting yourself in the rubber suit to thrash equally cumbersome foes and crush miniature buildings.
Excerpt: I don’t get movie critics. They can’t seem to take a movie at face value or enjoy it for what it is. Therefore, there is no way any mainstream movie critic will ever be able to enjoy a good old car heist flick featuring my good friends, Gratuitous Use Of Big Manly GunsT and Big Fancy Computer-Generated Car ExplosionT. They wouldn’t dare approve of it for fear of being slammed upon by fellow avant-garde critics who pretend to frown on good old-fashioned mindless fun.