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4.7 out of 10

Sexy Poker

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Overall 4
4.0
Graphics 6
6.0
Sound 6
6.0
Control 7
7.0
Addiction 4
3.8

Sexy Poker Review

Cheat Code Central
8 August 2010
  • Conclusion: We love cards, we love poker, and you know what - we also love the ladies. However, you're just not going to get any satisfaction from Sexy Poker. The girls aren't easy, they aren't sleazy, and the poker is boring. The visuals are lifeless, and the aural presentation is put forth with minimal effort. We fully understand that this is a $5 game, but it offers only about $0.25 worth of entertainment.
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Sexy Poker Review

VideoGamer.com
25 January 2010
  • Excerpt: "Hello! I'm Sakura, everyone's favourite nurse. You want a full body check-up? Let's play cards. If you impress me, I might give you my special treatment!" So begins Sexy Poker - an epic voyage into the dark heart of humanity. It's got depth, it's got stunning graphics, and it's got addictive, constantly-surprising gameplay. Actually, it's got none of those things - because this is a game where you play cards to make ladies' clothes fall off.
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Overall 1
1.0

Sexy Poker

GamesRadar
5 November 2009
  • Pros: Can play one-handed, Sure is "sexy", Won't keep you from the "good" bits
  • Cons: Ridiculously basic, uninvolving and easy, Excruciatingly awful and embarrassing, Groan-worthy innuendos
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Overall 4
3.5

Sexy Poker

The 8th Circuit
5 August 2009
  • Excerpt: The line "Hey mom, I'm going to go play with my Wii!" used to be oh so hilarious, but generally, innocent. Gameloft, a French company known for their mobile gaming prowess, opted to completely change the landscape of the Wii demographic - by offering Sexy Poker - a strip Poker/Blackjack title. Does this fall like the clothes, or does it come together nicely like your deepest fantasies?
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Overall 4
3.5

Review: Sexy Poker

The 8th Circuit
5 August 2009
  • Excerpt: The line "Hey mom, I'm going to go play with my Wii!" used to be oh so hilarious, but generally, innocent. Gameloft, a French company known for their mobile gaming prowess, opted to completely change the landscape of the Wii demographic - by offering Sexy Poker - a strip Poker/Blackjack title. Does this fall like the clothes, or does it come together nicely like your deepest fantasies? I may as well just answer that outright. It falls. It fails. And it... blows?
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Overall 3
3.0

Test: Sexy Poker

nintendo front
27 September 2009
  • Conclusion: Sexy Poker hat wenig zu bieten und daher raten wir vom Kauf des Spiels ab. Die Idee mit den lasziven Gegnerinnen, die man auch ausziehen kann, wird wohl nur hartgesottenen Manga-Fetischisten für kurze Zeit befriedigen. Wer sich für seriösen und anspruchsvollen Poker und Black Jack interessiert, der sollte lieber online bei diversen Anbietern zocken. Sorry Mädels!
  • Pros: Spiele gegen leicht bekleidete Manga Mädels
  • Cons: Geringer Umfang, Selbst für Poker-Neulinge zu einfach, Nervtötende Musik
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