Excerpt: All wise gamers are born with the knowledge of two key facts. Firstly, you should never buy multi-format games on Nintendo consoles, as they rarely turn out well. You should also never buy game adaptations of films, as they always lack quality. I am guilty of disobeying these rule to buy Quantum of Solace on Wii. I am ashamed to say that I was enticed by the GoldenEye-esque images of Daniel Craig holding a huge gun. I’m sorry, DZ readers. I let you down.