Excerpt: Dead or Alive used to be a contender. Yes it used to tussle with Tekken , Mortal Kombat , Street Fighter and Soul Calibur [Yes we know there are many more -Ed] for beat ‘em up supremacy and having been a late entry it really did quite well with a very versatile counter system, nice character motion, intense bouts of combat and the same type of risible plot.
Summary: Featuring bikini babes playing volleyball and other games, Dead Or Alive Paradise should have been a sexy version of Wii Sports. However, with the games being both pedestrian and scarce, the objective becomes simply to take pictures of the aforementioned babes, making you feel like a boob if you play it.
Pros: Has okay versions of Poker and Blackjack., Volleyball is okay, too., Won't distract you from more important obligations.
Cons: Social and photo aspects are really creepy., Not enough to do., Uh, why is there no "Foxy Boxing"?
Dead or Alive: Paradise Review - I'm A Gamer, Get Me Out Of Here!
3 days ago
Conclusion: The Short Version: If you find yourself bored, sexually frustrated, and in need of some titillation and excitement then go and type 'porn' into Google. This isn't even a good game for giggling adolescents: the graphics are poor, the gameplay is non-existent and there's about as much point to this entire enterprise as a porous condom,If you get given a copy of this game tie it to a firework, set the firework off and film the explosive event.
Pros: The boob physics is hilarious, The thought of people buying this is hilarious, The thought of people getting caught playing this is hilarious