Summary: So I was flying my personal gold plated invisable jet over the Atlantic the other day, adding up all of my investments from the past quater year and realized I had an extra $50 milion I wasn't using.
Summary: I bought this little gem and used it to print the bills to replenish my bank account. Micro printing was a snap and the reflective ink cartridge from North Korea was only $10k. I highly recommend this one.
Summary: I just won the lotto, and I was torn either lease a 747, buy a couple Bugatti Veyrons or a really big house. Once I realized HP sold a printer for rich people like me I took a look at it and I was hooked. For 50,000,000 dollars sounds steep at first but its that good.
Summary: I carefully weighed my options. I would love to have a f-22 Raptor AND a M1A1 Abrahams Tank or a small island in the pacific or a zepplin, but I was happy to find out on Fark that HP had exactly what I could spend my 50 million dollars on.
Summary: Only 50 million? Geez, the technology behind it makes it a cool billion at least! From the soothing sounds of the ink being placed on the paper reminiscent to the sound of the ocean, to the orgasmic variety of colors swiftly moving through the printer into my eagerly waiting hands, all of my senses...
Summary: I had just sold a small Caribbean island I used to own and needed something to print out a copy of the contract on. Even though I had to buy a pair of these to ensure I could print wirelessly from my laptop anywhere in my mansion, the $100 M was well worth it.