Summary: It's not often that I regret spending a mere $5 on a game...but this game really makes me want my $5 back. The graphics are cheesy (worse than some ps1 games), the dialogue is corny, the music and sound effects are irritating. I found myself muting the volume at times to make gameplay more tolerable. Some levels are ridiculously easy, some are ridiculously hard. There's no real climbing skill level.
Summary: Haven takes your typical platformer and turns it into a string of mini-games. This could have been cool if it was done right. You transition seamlessly between say, driving a boat, to putting out fires while flying with a rocketpack, to fighting a lava monster, to rolling down a path Super Monkey Ball-style. However, there are some big problems. First of all, the graphics. The characters are ugly and poorly designed, and the animation isn't much.