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The Graveyard
6.2* out of 10

The Graveyard

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CaKeS, Metacritic
23 May 2015
  • Summary: Here's the entire experience you will have if you play The Graveyard: You hold "W" until the old lady limps her way to the bench in the middle of the graveyard, you'll see trees that are one giant flat picture of leaves, absolutely no 3-D quality to them, then you turn around and sit down, you...
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kirbman101, Metacritic
21 May 2015
  • Summary: This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. The Graveyard is a very short "interactive art" game in which you walk through a graveyard as an old woman, sit on a bench, and listen to a song. The controls are simple, but the woman's movement is very slow.
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Temperance10, Metacritic
14 July 2014
  • Summary: The Graveyard is like paying $5 to toss a Slinky down a flight of stairs. Only instead of the slinky performing like its supposed to, it falls to one side and rolls lazily down the steps.
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AWG, Metacritic
17 June 2013
  • Summary: You walk to a bench, sit down, listen to a song and die. Then the song ends and you find out you have to walk away to end the game. Too bad you died on the bench so... you can't walk away. Therefore you have to Alt+F4 or Ctrl+Alt-Del the application. So artsy.
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WriterTheWolf, Metacritic
25 April 2013
  • Summary: This "game" (not really) is not worth your time or your money, keep them both. If you really want to play it, play the demo which is basically the entire game.
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Xanifur, Metacritic
22 April 2013
  • Summary: This experience deserves some loving. "Game" is not accurate, and if you rate it as such you are a moron. It is supposed to give you a philosophical view on life. If you find it boring move on and find something more suited to your taste.
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Mykwon, Metacritic
6 April 2013
  • Summary: Utter piece of junk, shameful and useless. Not even a game. A total ripoff from so called developers who did a trial with the UDK and decided to sell their laziness under the cover of using an elderly woman in a clumsy attempt to "touching" people and claiming it's art. SHAME ON YOU!
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FakeHedgehog, Metacritic
20 December 2012
  • Summary: What can I say about the graveyard? You play as an elderly woman visiting a graveyard, from the off that's pretty dull. Gameplay includes walking to a bench, sitting on bench, listening to terrible German pop music (about people dying no less) and if you're lucky standing up and walking out of the...
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Nerung, Metacritic
22 November 2012
  • Summary: This is a ridiculous rip-off and not a game at all. You "play" for 3 minutes (you follow a person) and then watch a cut-scene of 5 minutes and that seems to be exactly the amount of time it has taken to program the game.
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I_Am_Turok, Metacritic
5 June 2012
  • Summary: I wouldn't call it a computer game, it's interactive-computer-art (Esther, Fatale, The Path etc.). Looks very nice, and nice song, but way too short. You've basically bought a postcard that has some movement and sound, but not much more.
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