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4.9 out of 10

Stalin vs. Martians

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Overall 2
2.0
Gameplay 0
0.1
Graphics 0
0.2
Sound 0
0.4
Versatility 0
0.1
Funfactor 0
0.1

Stalin vs Martians (PC) Review

411mania.com
20 March 2010
  • Excerpt: I think it is mandatory for every reviewer to review a horrible game every once in a while. I mean, reviewing good games feels less like work and more like fun, so to really put the WORK into things you need to be willing to take one for the team, right? So it came to pass that I voluntarily asked to review Stalin vs Martians. I was well aware of how poorly received the game was, but a part of me refused to believe that it was as bad as they said it was.
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Overall 2
2.0

Stalin vs. Martians review (PC)

HonestGamers
4 June 2009
  • Excerpt: But anyway, the game is an RTS in the same way that margarine is butter, which is to say it's not, but it looks similar! The overhead camera is old hat to the genre. The piles of units marching together toward their objective is familiar. The hud, with its point-and-click interface and minimap, leaves no doubt. Any given screenshot tells the RTS story, but it's only when you play the game that you realize that something has gone horribly wrong.
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Overall 2
2.0
Value for money 2
2.0
Gameplay 3
3.0
Graphics 4
4.0
Addiction 3
3.0

A Big Red Flag

GIN
25 May 2009
  • Excerpt: Being a student of history, I was a little concerned when assigned Stalin Vs. Martians to review. Although he gets better PR because he was part of the Allies in World War II, a move he was forced into and didn't really want to make, Stalin was as big a bastard as Hitler. In fact, there is some debate over who killed more innocent people in their time. Both killed millions, and depending on how you count, and who you count, Stalin was the bigger murderer.
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Overall 2
1.8
Gameplay 1
1.4
Graphics 7
6.5
Sound 6
6.3
Longevity 5
5.2

Stalin Vs. Martians

NowGamer
20 May 2009
  • Summary: Attempted genocide, Gulags and Stalin vs. Martians; Communism's got a lot to answer for...
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Overall 5
5.0

Stalin vs Martians

speltidningen.se
3 June 2013
  • Excerpt: Humorn det enda som lyfter spelet en aning Jag skall erkänna att jag inte visste mycket om Stalin vs Martians när jag valde att recensera det. Jag hade hört talas om det för första gången bara några dagar tidigare men med ett namn som Stalin vs Martians var spelet ändå oemotståndligt.
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Overall 3
2.5
Gameplay 2
1.5
Graphics 4
3.5
Sound 2
2.0
Lastability 3
3.0

Stalin vs. Martians

JeuxVideo.fr
29 September 2011
  • Excerpt: Erigé au statut de jeu culte par de nombreux internautes tombés en extase devant son concept farfelu, Stalin vs. Martians est enfin accessible sur les plates-formes de téléchargements des e-marchands. L'heure est donc venue de voir si ce soft co-développé par Dreamlore, N-Game et Black Wing cache quelques qualités ludiques derrière sa trogne d'Objet Vidéoludique Non Identifié.
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Overall 2
1.5
Graphics 1
1.0
Storyline 3
3.0
Control 1
1.0

Stalin vs. Martians

GamersPlus
11 June 2011
  • Conclusion: Also ein größeres Stück Schrott ist mir schon lange nicht mehr untergekommen. Das Game ist so grottenschlecht, dass man gar nicht weiß wo man zu Schimpfen anfangen soll! Bei der hässlich-bunten Grafik möchte man sich am liebsten gleich einen Bleistift ins Auge rammen, die fruchtbaren Animationen regen zu massivem Brechreiz an, der Sound und die Musik sind nur bei abgeschalteten Boxen zu ertragen und das Gameplay ist genau so ein Witz wie die praktisch nicht existente KI.
  • Pros: lässt sich deinstallieren
  • Cons: schlechte KI, miese Grafik, furchtbarer Sound, jede Menge Bugs, sehr linear
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Overall 1
1.0

Stalin vs. Martians

gamesector.dk
7 March 2010
  • Excerpt: Hvad nu hvis Hitler var blevet assisteret af marsmænd i krigen mod Sovjetunionen? Ville verdenshistorien have udformet sig anderledes? Vil du være i stand til at forhindre det? Gider du? Giver noget af det overhovedet nogen mening? Få (måske) svaret her.
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Overall 2
2.0
Gameplay 3
3.0

Stalin vs. Martians

GameQuarter3
31 December 2009
  • Summary: Af en toe kom je als redacteur van GameQuarter wel eens een game tegen waarvan je denkt: waren de ontwikkelaars nu knetterstoned of hebben ze nu opzettelijk de game zo geschift gemaakt. Dit gevoel bekroop mij elke seconde, bij het spelen van het mentaal zeer instabiele Stalin vs. Martians. Dat is echter niet het enige wat instabiel is aan deze titel. Vrijwel elk onderdeel aan Stalin vs. Martians schreeuwt gewoon uit: deze titel is pure vuilnis. Het is dat Stalin vs.
  • Pros: Whatthefuck-momenten
  • Cons: Betreurenswaardige gameplay, Verhaal is zeker onnodig?, Trieste muziek/geluidseffecten, Grafisch uit de jaren '90 weggelopen
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Overall 3
2.5
Graphics 3
3.0
Sound 1
1.0
Atmosphere 2
2.0
Game depth 3
3.0

Stalin vs. Martians im Test

GameStar
21 May 2009