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Stalin vs. Martians
4.6 out of 10

Stalin vs. Martians

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Overall 2
2.0
Gameplay 0
0.1
Graphics 0
0.2
Sound 0
0.4
Versatility 0
0.1
Funfactor 0
0.1

Stalin vs Martians (PC) Review

411mania.com
20 March 2010
  • Excerpt: I think it is mandatory for every reviewer to review a horrible game every once in a while. I mean, reviewing good games feels less like work and more like fun, so to really put the WORK into things you need to be willing to take one for the team, right?
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Overall 2
2.0

Stalin vs. Martians review (PC)

HonestGamers
4 June 2009
  • Excerpt: On some level, it feels as if all I need to do here is point out that the title of the game is Stalin vs. Martians , and then conclude my review there. When you first hear the title, it's got your attention with its promise of incoming wackiness.
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Overall 2
2.0
Value for money 2
2.0
Gameplay 3
3.0
Graphics 4
4.0
Addiction 3
3.0

A Big Red Flag

GIN
25 May 2009
  • Excerpt: Being a student of history, I was a little concerned when assigned Stalin Vs. Martians to review. Although he gets better PR because he was part of the Allies in World War II, a move he was forced into and didn't really want to make, Stalin was as big a bastard as Hitler.
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Overall 2
1.8
Gameplay 1
1.4
Graphics 7
6.5
Sound 6
6.3
Longevity 5
5.2

Stalin Vs. Martians

NowGamer
20 May 2009
  • Summary: Attempted genocide, Gulags and Stalin vs. Martians; Communism's got a lot to answer for...
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Overall 2
1.5

Expert Review

GameSpot
1 May 2009
  • Summary: Don't be offended by Stalin vs. Martians' subject matter. The genocidal communist leader may figure heavily in this budget-priced real-time strategy game, but it's hard to be outraged when he's gyrating his hips to the beat of Russian dance pop, or signing off his written missives with "xxooxx.
  • Pros: Dancing Stalin
  • Cons: It isn't fun, and it isn't funny, No strategy involved, Frustrating, broken missions, Excruciating sound design, Loads of technical problems
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Overall 2
1.5

Stalin vs. Martians

Gaming Evolution
29 April 2009
  • Conclusion: That's really why the joke falls apart so easily. The developers are attempting to satirize something but there is no satire. There are only completely random and disconnected attempts at humor. None of it is relevant in any way. There is no context whatsoever.
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Overall 3
2.5
Gameplay 2
1.5
Graphics 4
3.5
Sound 2
2.0
Lastability 3
3.0

Stalin vs. Martians

JeuxVideo.fr
29 September 2011
  • Excerpt: Erigé au statut de jeu culte par de nombreux internautes tombés en extase devant son concept farfelu, Stalin vs. Martians est enfin accessible sur les plates-formes de téléchargements des e-marchands.
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Overall 2
1.5
Graphics 1
1.0
Storyline 3
3.0
Control 1
1.0

Stalin vs. Martians

GamersPlus
11 June 2011
  • Conclusion: Also ein größeres Stück Schrott ist mir schon lange nicht mehr untergekommen. Das Game ist so grottenschlecht, dass man gar nicht weiß wo man zu Schimpfen anfangen soll! Bei der hässlich-bunten Grafik möchte man sich am liebsten gleich einen Bleistift ins Auge rammen, die fruchtbaren Animationen...
  • Pros: lässt sich deinstallieren
  • Cons: schlechte KI, miese Grafik, furchtbarer Sound, jede Menge Bugs, sehr linear
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Overall 1
1.0

Stalin vs. Martians

gamesector.dk
19 June 2010
  • Excerpt: Hvad nu hvis Hitler var blevet assisteret af marsmænd i krigen mod Sovjetunionen? Ville verdenshistorien have udformet sig anderledes? Vil du være i stand til at forhindre det? Gider du? Giver noget af det overhovedet nogen mening? Få (måske) svaret her.
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Overall 2
2.0
Gameplay 3
3.0

Stalin vs. Martians

GameQuarter3
31 December 2009
  • Summary: Af en toe kom je als redacteur van GameQuarter wel eens een game tegen waarvan je denkt: waren de ontwikkelaars nu knetterstoned of hebben ze nu opzettelijk de game zo geschift gemaakt. Dit gevoel bekroop mij elke seconde, bij het spelen van het mentaal zeer instabiele Stalin vs. Martians.
  • Pros: Whatthefuck-momenten
  • Cons: Betreurenswaardige gameplay, Verhaal is zeker onnodig?, Trieste muziek/geluidseffecten, Grafisch uit de jaren '90 weggelopen
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