Summary: Love this game. It's honestly more fun than I thought it would be. The ability to transform in an effort to hide is pretty cool, but not really necessary given the fact that you can just grab people and throw them at other people, effectively killing several targets at once.
Don't do it, unless you have a penchant for horrible frame rates, with even the fastest CPUs on the market...
6 May 2014
Summary: I'm sure this is a great game, yadda yadda (actually, it looks pretty silly and juvenile 15 minutes in, but I digress), but with a 2500K at 4.5 GHz (faster than any CPU on the market at stock speeds, per core; see below), I'm seeing an average of a very clearly CPU-limited 47-50 fps.
Summary: With a 2500K at 4.5 GHz (faster, per core, than any stock-clocked CPU on the market; see below), I'm seeing an average of a very clearly (GPU utilization nowhere near 100%) CPU-limited 47-50 fps. Anything under 60 fps, minimum (barring loading), is unacceptable to me, let alone a port from 2009.