Excerpt: Want to know a secret? I've never seen a single moment of a Harry Potter movie, nor have I read a page of any of the books. Nothing against the franchise, I just never did. In fact, the only real concrete memory I have of the series is the god awful first Deathly Hallows game. Is this really what people wait in line for? The good news is that pretty much everything has been refined from The Deathly Hallows: Part 1 , the bad news? It's still pretty bad.