Summary: Dont waste your money...software wont run right...it tries to use a cloud program called Steam and steam wont work and it says its not available...there is no customer service and no contact numbers. Very poor way of trying to sell software by using a online company to run software through like Steam. I jsut threw the junk in the trash...wasnt even worth returning for a refund.
Summary: Retread of old humor. I waited 10+ years for these? To top it off, I mis-clicked and got two. Gave one to my friend and he asked me, "Why do you hate me so much?" The Activation PID was a pain in the .. .well.. you know. I wrote support and after 14 days or so I got a response that asked for more info on my problem. What part of "The PID does not work" can confuse someone?
Summary: This game is absolutely horrible, they spent 15 years making the game, it did not live up to all the hype. They over advertised this game. The 2D versions were much better than this game. This game had cheesy lines, crappy weapons, boring levels, it was repetitive. Stay away from buying this.
Summary: Oh, my, oh, my. I waited years, biting my nails in anticipation. I purchased the deluxe kit because I was so filled with joy at its release. These balls of steel would be best used as boat anchors. What a dud and disappointment.
Summary: The game itself was fun with adult themes. It is absolutely useless unless you have a static on-line internet connection. The fact, I mean absolute fact, that you can't play the PC game unless you login through Steam makes this game absolute trash. Amazon is selling this $60 dollar game for $5.99. Do you really need to buy a clue?
Summary: If you loved the "Duke Nukem" of the 1990s and are excited about the old dos version being resurrected, you're going to be disappointed. First, there's "Steam" - a gaming engine which connects your computer to some online universe designed to monitor what you do and sell you things.
Summary: Damn, I wish I could have a refund. This game completely sucks, it's slow and hard to play. Makes no sense whatsoever and is simply difficult to do anything in the game. I couldn't even figure out how to finish peeing at the urinal or get out of that stupid locker room. LAME!! Don't waste your money, people. Lame game. SO LAME.
Summary: ...is insulting and unfair to crack monkeys. This is by far and away the worst FPS I have ever played. 1. The maps are 100% linear. There is little to no exploration. You know, the best part about Duke 3D ... yeah, they left that out. 2. The controls are slow and kludgy. I have the mouse acceleration turned up to maximum, and it still feels like I'm walking through mud anytime I try to turn.
Summary: I just wanted to share my impressions of Duke Nukem Forever. The game has a few issues that caused me to set it aside after an hour of game play. I really wanted to like this game, but for 5 dollars I think I paid too much. First are the skill challenges. Good games use things like level design and puzzles to pace the game play, poorly made games use skill challenges.
Not a PC game download, Can Only Be Played On Line w/Steam acct
Nalo "NaLo", Amazon
3 February 2012
Summary: I'm very irritated because I bought what I thought was a simple digital download pc game to play from my hard drive only to find that I have been duped into signing up for an on line gaming account. Yes, I notice now (after downloading 2gbs and not finding an .exe file to lauch the game) that it is stated that you must have a steam account to register and play the game; but that is easy to miss when you have already bypassed the obvious online games and found one clearly...