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Duke Nukem Forever
5.8 out of 10

Duke Nukem Forever

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Overall 2
2.0

Dont waste your money

byron grohman, Amazon
5 December 2014
  • Summary: Dont waste your money...software wont run right...it tries to use a cloud program called Steam and steam wont work and it says its not available...there is no customer service and no contact numbers.
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Overall 2
2.0

Keep your money

Clifford M brock, Amazon
24 July 2014
  • Summary: Retread of old humor. I waited 10+ years for these? To top it off, I mis-clicked and got two. Gave one to my friend and he asked me, "Why do you hate me so much?" The Activation PID was a pain in the .. .well.. you know.
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Overall 2
2.0

Fifteen years in the making and still horrible

James, Amazon
14 June 2014
  • Summary: This game is absolutely horrible, they spent 15 years making the game, it did not live up to all the hype. They over advertised this game. The 2D versions were much better than this game. This game had cheesy lines, crappy weapons, boring levels, it was repetitive. Stay away from buying this.
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Overall 2
2.0

I waited how many years for this?

Terry, Amazon
23 September 2013
  • Summary: Oh, my, oh, my. I waited years, biting my nails in anticipation. I purchased the deluxe kit because I was so filled with joy at its release. These balls of steel would be best used as boat anchors. What a dud and disappointment.
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Overall 2
2.0

Do not buy this unless you love Steam

tim_l, Amazon
7 May 2013
  • Summary: The game itself was fun with adult themes. It is absolutely useless unless you have a static on-line internet connection. The fact, I mean absolute fact, that you can't play the PC game unless you login through Steam makes this game absolute trash. Amazon is selling this $60 dollar game for $5.99.
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Overall 2
2.0

"Steam" + ZZZZZZ = Absolutely Awful

William P. Vallante, Amazon
7 April 2013
  • Summary: If you loved the "Duke Nukem" of the 1990s and are excited about the old dos version being resurrected, you're going to be disappointed. First, there's "Steam" - a gaming engine which connects your computer to some online universe designed to monitor what you do and sell you things.
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Overall 2
2.0

This blows.

allysyn_jones, Amazon
18 April 2012
  • Summary: Damn, I wish I could have a refund. This game completely sucks, it's slow and hard to play. Makes no sense whatsoever and is simply difficult to do anything in the game. I couldn't even figure out how to finish peeing at the urinal or get out of that stupid locker room. LAME!!
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Overall 2
2.0

Saying this game was written by crack monkeys...

JP, Amazon
20 February 2012
  • Summary: ...is insulting and unfair to crack monkeys. This is by far and away the worst FPS I have ever played. 1. The maps are 100% linear. There is little to no exploration. You know, the best part about Duke 3D ... yeah, they left that out. 2. The controls are slow and kludgy.
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Overall 2
2.0

I am disappointed

Joseph, Amazon
4 February 2012
  • Summary: I just wanted to share my impressions of Duke Nukem Forever. The game has a few issues that caused me to set it aside after an hour of game play. I really wanted to like this game, but for 5 dollars I think I paid too much. First are the skill challenges.
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Overall 2
2.0

Not a PC game download, Can Only Be Played On Line w/Steam acct

Nalo "NaLo", Amazon
3 February 2012
  • Summary: I'm very irritated because I bought what I thought was a simple digital download pc game to play from my hard drive only to find that I have been duped into signing up for an on line gaming account.
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