Summary: What a let down for fans of Duke Nukem 3D. This game just fails on so many levels and misses the mark of its predecessor. The original game was an action packed raunchy romp. It knew how to interject just the right amount of humor to make the game fun without taking away from the gameplay.
Summary: Dont waste your money...software wont run right...it tries to use a cloud program called Steam and steam wont work and it says its not available...there is no customer service and no contact numbers.
Summary: Retread of old humor. I waited 10+ years for these? To top it off, I mis-clicked and got two. Gave one to my friend and he asked me, "Why do you hate me so much?" The Activation PID was a pain in the .. .well.. you know.
Summary: This game is absolutely horrible, they spent 15 years making the game, it did not live up to all the hype. They over advertised this game. The 2D versions were much better than this game. This game had cheesy lines, crappy weapons, boring levels, it was repetitive. Stay away from buying this.
Summary: Oh, my, oh, my. I waited years, biting my nails in anticipation. I purchased the deluxe kit because I was so filled with joy at its release. These balls of steel would be best used as boat anchors. What a dud and disappointment.
Summary: The game itself was fun with adult themes. It is absolutely useless unless you have a static on-line internet connection. The fact, I mean absolute fact, that you can't play the PC game unless you login through Steam makes this game absolute trash. Amazon is selling this $60 dollar game for $5.99.
Summary: If you loved the "Duke Nukem" of the 1990s and are excited about the old dos version being resurrected, you're going to be disappointed. First, there's "Steam" - a gaming engine which connects your computer to some online universe designed to monitor what you do and sell you things.
Summary: Damn, I wish I could have a refund. This game completely sucks, it's slow and hard to play. Makes no sense whatsoever and is simply difficult to do anything in the game. I couldn't even figure out how to finish peeing at the urinal or get out of that stupid locker room. LAME!!
Summary: ...is insulting and unfair to crack monkeys. This is by far and away the worst FPS I have ever played. 1. The maps are 100% linear. There is little to no exploration. You know, the best part about Duke 3D ... yeah, they left that out. 2. The controls are slow and kludgy.
Summary: I just wanted to share my impressions of Duke Nukem Forever. The game has a few issues that caused me to set it aside after an hour of game play. I really wanted to like this game, but for 5 dollars I think I paid too much. First are the skill challenges.