Reviews and Problems with Aliens: Colonial Marines
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Aliens: Colonial Marines Review
2 December 2013
Excerpt: If James Cameron ever built his own theme park, Aliens: Colonial Marines would be its haunted house. You’d visit it after you’d taken a spin on the Titanic Teacups and stopped in at the Termin-Eater burger stall for a bowl of greasy Schwarzenuggets, served to you by a guy who looked a lot like...
Excerpt: When a property gets licensed, usually the first reaction of gamers everywhere is to groan as our first experience is that the game is going to be almost a total bust, mediocre at best, and on rare occasions we’ll get a gem out of it like Transformers: War For Cyberton or Batman: Arkham City .
Summary: Based on the Aliens movie, Aliens: Colonial Marines is a squad-based first-person shooter where players are part of a United States Colonial Marine squad and must prepare to face an Aliens assault more intense and horrific than ever before.
Excerpt: Every major sci-fi and action series has that one chapter that they would take back. Star Wars has Return of the Jedi , Indiana Jones has his Crystal Skull and James Cameron's much loved Alien saga has Alien 3 .Â Now, over ten years later Sega and Gearbox Software have teamed up to rewrite history...
Conclusion: After six years, mountains of hype and some suspiciously deceptive demos that are nothing like the final game, Gearbox’s reputation as a “ Borderlands and crap games that take far too long” studio is now assured.
Conclusion: If there is one thing Colonial Marines should be applauded for, it's the faithful recreation of the Sulaco, Hadley's Hope, and LV426. PC players get the best visual experience the game has to offer and it can be tweaked in ways we have come to expect from faithful PC ports.
Conclusion: This game is going to stand out as one the most disappointing titles in recent memory. Veteran FPS players won’t waste more than an hour on it. Everyone else should scream in contempt at the developers; rightfully so.
Pros: There are many references to the Aliens movie and some memorable set-pieces have also made it into the game, multiplayer is fun for a while;
Cons: Doesn't elevate the franchise in any way whatsoever, scarcity of features, unbalanced weaponry, tragic AI, a bug-riddled mess of a game that offers little entertainment.
Excerpt: Right from the opening cutscene of Aliens: Colonial Marines, I was geeking out. The game’s James Horner-inspired soundtrack sets a moody, heady tone and I was very excited to take on this would-be sequel to the 1986 film, “Aliens”.
Summary: Of course you remember Aliens, right? Who could forget Danny Glover kicking ass on the Discovery One, Sarah Hamilton shouting, “That’s how they git you. They’re under the goddamned ground!” Ah, the memories.
How do I get out of this chickenshit Aliens: Colonial Marines outfit?
Quarter to Three
12 February 2013
Excerpt: Playing Gearbox’s Borderlands 2, it’s hard to imagine this is the same studio that stitched together and released Duke Nukem Forever. Playing Aliens: Colonial Marines, it’s not at all hard to imagine.