Excerpt: The story mode expands this simple formula somewhat. It has one-hundred different missions, four playable stories, and you can create your own captain once you've beaten one of the main stories. These stories lengthen the game for an extra hour or two, and the humorous dialogue in the missions can get a chuckle out of you. My favorite mission was the quest to find the gassy suitor. Due to his explosive flatulence, he was forced to run in shame.