Summary: JBL Studio 530: About as good as it gets, or, the Willie Nelson of bookshelf speakers. “Looks like you’ve got a couple of big va-jay-jays there,” said the missus. “A couple of what?” I asked, hoping I hadn’t heard her quickie assessment correctly. “Va-jay-jays. Your new speakers look like the Mound of Venus, a bread box, lady flowers, a beav…” “Okay, I’ve got it,” I interrupted, trying to keep her stroll down Synonym Street from scorching a static scene in my synapses.