Things that you should know about Laser TV

[techman]

Hey guys, just want to share this 10 things you need to know about Laser TV It might help you decide on whether you'd go for a Laser TV or not

1. Its not an Australian invention. The last innovative thing to come out of Australia was Men at Work.
2. It can produce “90% of what the human eye can see.” This means it has a damn nice picture.
3. It will pave the way for stereoscopic 3-D TV programming.
4. Porn displayed on a Laser TV will be disturbingly realistic.
5. Mitsubishi’s LaserTV will probably cost around $5,000.
6. There are no specs available for Laser TV videophiles.
7. Laser light is the purest and brightest light source.
8. Laser TV can harm you (if you crack open the cabinet and stare directly into the laser engine).
9. You cannot buy a Laser TV yet, and nobody knows the exact release date.
10. Immediately close any Laser TV article that references Austin Powers, frickin’ laser beams, or sharks, the author does not know what they are writing about.