Excerpt: Okay, now what did I JUST say? No. More. Torture Porn Flicks! GodDAMMIT! I can’t take much more gritty snuff film footage and soundtracks consisting solely of agonized screams. Of all the sub-genres that horror has – supernatural, suspenseful, demonic, etc. – can’t Netflix add a new one? You know, something along the lines of Tamp Down Your Bile, or perhaps Scrub Your Brain Out With a Wire Brush and Industrial Grade Bleach Afterwards?
Excerpt: If the government ever takes over the film industry, I hope the first law they enact is a ban on handheld, self-shot, Blair Witch -style projects. What started as an interesting experiment has now blossomed into a hideous and hackneyed convention that misfires far more than it works. For every Cloverfield there are 10 other films that get the whole self-shot thing wrong, like Bryan Loves You and this film.