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5.6 out of 10

One Eyed Monster

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Overall 10
10

Off the Chain!!! Twisted!!!! Wooooooooooooooooooooooonderful!!!!

Jack Gray-Romeyn, IMDb
22 August 2013
  • Summary: Okay, so while lying in bed trying to die of an awful, awful cold, I ran across this title on the movie guide and after convulsing into uncontrollable laughter, thought "Naw....it just COULDN'T be about THAT!!!.." Oh, but it is!!!!! I saw Ron Jeremy's name and thought "now that name sounds familiar..." Suffice it to say, it is indeed THAT Ron Jeremy, the alltime super porn star of the 70s/80s who was known far and wide for his one-eyed monster.
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Overall 6
6.0

This is a great movie to watch when your drunk

atinder, IMDb
15 June 2012
  • Summary: i have only seen this once before, the last time i saw, it was silly and fun. Now seeing for second time, it feel a little tame the second times around, the jokes are still funny. Which the over the top plot, i did notice there not much gore in this movie at all, i didn't not like the fact some of the deaths scenes were off screen.
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Overall 2
2.0

Went in with low expectations, and thought the premise sounded funny, but the movie wasn't that funny at all.

witster18, IMDb
5 October 2011
  • Summary: There were two scenes in the film that were funny. The first came when the *&#%^ just killed some chick by flying into her mouth. A group of the girls(remember, they're all porn stars) found her in that state ran to another cabin to tell everyone that they found a ($%#% in her mouth, and there was NO reaction. Definitely funny. The problem with this film is that there were a million jokes they could have used like the one above, but the film just isn't very funny at all.
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Overall 6
6.0

Could have been better

BakuryuuTyranno, IMDb
1 January 2011
  • Summary: The crew shooting a pornography film head toward on old cabin in the middle of nowhere, not knowing some manner of alien is planning to invade the earth by using the genitalia of one of their members. Premise seems interesting, but unfortunately the final product while entertaining, is still far away from what could have been. Naturally the movie doesn't take itself seriously but it never feels like its using its full potential.
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Overall 2
2.0

Sounds better than it is.

Paul Andrews (poolandrews@hotmail.com), IMDb
31 July 2010
  • Summary: One-Eyed Monster starts as a bus-load of hardcore porn stars arrive at an isolated log cabin on a mountain, along with the crew T.J. (Caleb Mayo) & Jonah (Jason Graham) they are there to shoot a hardcore porn film. The star is ageing porn actor Ron Jeremy (Ron Jeremy) who has trouble getting his nine inch member up these days, while outside a strange burst of light from the night sky engulfs him.
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Overall 6
6.0

Unnatural Porn Killer

ferbs54, IMDb
23 April 2010
  • Summary: Seemingly inspired by the Frank Zappa song "Bwana Dik," with its memorable line "My dick is a monster," 2008's "One Eyed Monster" (the lack of a hyphen is annoying) tells a story that must be a first in the history of cinema. In the film, 10 people go to the wintry mountains of northern California to make an adult film, with porn legends Ron Jeremy and Veronica Hart serving as consultants.
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Overall 6
6.0

One word, interesting

jts0405, IMDb
7 August 2009
  • Summary: You can't say that One Eyed Monster is the best movie ever made, then again you can't really say it's the worst movie ever made. This is just simply a horror spoof comedy, in which Ron Jeremy's now possessed penis goes around on an evil killing spree. The concept may seem very off the wall and stupid, but I have to admit that some of the scenes ended up being just hysterical.
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Overall 9
9.0

Very Funny!

arpy1469, IMDb
2 June 2009
  • Summary: As B-Horror movies go, "One Eyed Monster" is a unique hit. You have to love Ron Jeremy...the porn star who refuses to take himself too seriously. The premise is almost unheard of. You have to watch "Pervert!" to find another movie where a detached penis is the serial killer. Of course, THIS movie is MUCH better because the actors do a much better job. "One Eyed Monster" is absolutely hilarious. It's simple, stupid and completely enjoyable.
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Overall 10
10

If you like horror, comedy or feel-good penis movies...

NicholasBrandt, IMDb
30 April 2009
  • Summary: Let's face it. Right now, the world is not a fun place. Thankfully, the people behind One Eyed Monster have provided a magnum (condom) opus of fun. On a remote porn shoot, a killing spree begins at the "hands" of the titular character. The comedy often comes from juxtaposition of standard horror responses and scenarios with a very non-standard monster. Don't want to spoil it for anyone who can't figure it out.
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Overall 5
5.0

Nothing surprising or new here, but slightly appealing and consistently silly.

ElijahCSkuggs, IMDb
28 April 2009
  • Summary: One-Eyed Monster, the story of a blood-thirsty penis on the rampage. If you're reading this blurb of a review, you've most likely seen other flicks that are like One-Eyed Monster. You may have seen Teeth, Bad Biology or maybe even Killer Pussy, so you're probably pretty psyched to check out another flick with deranged genitals. And if you really enjoyed any of the above films, you should definitely give this film a look.
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