Excerpt: Tom Cruise is all the rage these days; the kids really love him. So why not recreate a portable video game based on a movie that he starred in way back in the 1980s? It's sure to be a hit. Oh, and let's remove one huge aspect of the title that is essential, the sense of speed!
Pros: Harold Faltermeyer's "Top Gun Anthem" plays in the menu screen
Cons: Ugly graphics with muddy textures and underwhelming explosions, Repetitive, annoying voice work, Mind-numbingly dull and poorly designed gameplay, No discernible control difference between the three aircrafts, No "Danger Zone" from Kenny Loggins