Conclusion: When all is said and done, Tokyo Beat Down is a charming tale that's probably not worth playing through. The dated gameplay and stiff controls just don't do the tongue-in-cheek storytelling justice. Most players will become quickly bored with this title, though there may be enough allure in the setting for genre veterans to suffer through the action.
Summary: Only its cheesy '80s cop show vibe saves Tokyo Beat Down from being a bland, unremarkable brawler.
Pros: Cheesy jokes give the game (and manual) personality, Fun in short spurts, Responsive punching and kicking
Cons: Cheesy jokes often fall flat, Gun combat feels cheap and annoying, especially when enemies gang up on you, Little enemy variety, even amongst bosses, Patrol sequences are a missed opportunity, Takes too long to get up after getting knocked down
Summary: Tokyo Beat Down is a tale of greed, corruption, and good old-fashion violence. Experience the sweet nostalgia of classic coin-op beat 'em ups, where you must rely on your fists, firearms, and anything else that happens to be lying around to beat the sin out of Tokyo's criminals. What do you do when thugs and hoodlums put peace and freedom in jeopardy?
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