Excerpt: “Hey, you want to help me review a game?” I asked my friend today. She responded with innocent enthusiasm. I’m not sure what game she expected me to pull out, but judging from the look on her face, it was not Hello Kitty Party . Before we go on, I need to be perfectly clear about something. I don’t have anything against Hello Kitty as a mascot. In fact, I find her and her animal friends disturbingly cute.