Summary: This game is like a shiny brand new Porsche without an engine: it's nice to look at, but is basically useless. Expendable has the depth of a wading pool, and the control of a three-year old who just ate a month's supply Sugar Pops. Even I, a die-hard fan of shoot 'em ups of all shapes and sizes, couldn't find much to like about Expendable.
Pros: Good graphics, effects, interface, sound.
Cons: Gameplay is boring, controls are horrible, camera has occasional crack fits, graphics are small, effects too distracting, no replay value.