Excerpt: this fone is juss ughh i had it too long and its boring it shuts off randomly. and the message view is not threaded . this fone isnt very cool it slows dwn constantly. the paint peals off and makes it look dumb. but im goin get a new fone kus this isnt called for .
Excerpt: I have had tis sack of garbage for over a year and a half, its got a washed up screen that scratches so easy its shittypoppydogcock.!! im really into beastiality and when i try to cram this cell up my dogs rectum it gets full of his poop, so basicly what im saying is that this phone has to many cracks. it will litteraly take me hours to lick the shit out of this phone. sometimes when i feel horney i stick it up my ass and jack off into a watermelon.
Pros: good for sticking up your ass, nice and hard
Excerpt: okkayy so ive had this phone for like 3 weeks i was so excited when i got it. but now i hate it. the keyboard slider thing is cool but its already wiggling. and sometimes i have to shut off my phone for it to send messages and its already freezed like 5 timess. . ughhh and i hate hate this phone. the battery life sucks if i leave it on when im at school it loses a bar. and did i tell you it turns on by itself. when i was in class it rang 7 timesss.
Excerpt: Alright well ive only had this phone a little while and guess what... its breaking! At first I absolutely loved everything about it. But then i noticed that the top piece started sliding back and forth from the parts underneath it so i just left it alone. Then the longer i had it the worse it got. When I slide up the QWERTY it just falls back down. My phone is really starting to fall apart.... and i have dropped it 0 times!