Summary: Overall I’d say the film was OK, but nothing I’d run out to Red box or search Netflix for. But for what it’s worth, don’t let the Uwe Boll name be the reason you avoid this title; right now average just isn’t enough when horror seems to be in filled with so much variety these days. But if you are up late at night and are channel surfing, this may be just the thing to keep you occupied.
Excerpt: Supposedly an old Russian proverb says, "It's not that the bear dances well, but that it dances at all." The idea, of course, is that we're supposed to be impressed by the fact of something rare or difficult rather than by its quality. There was a time when zombie films were like the proverbial dancing bear; we took what we could get in decades where we'd be lucky to get a zombie flick a year and be happy with what we got.
Conclusion: 'Zombie Massacre' is a terrible zombie film, hell, it's a terrible film all around. There is no rhyme or reason to this and everything is highly predictable. It's silly, stupid, and not worth your time. The audio is top notch here with a decent video presentation. The extras aren't great though for those of you looking for insight into a Uwe Boll production. Shoot this zombie film in the head and leave it on the shelf.