Summary: It's a comedy largely devoid of humor. Not even it's unique island theme or the inclusion of Van Damme and Kristen Schaal are able to add anything funny to the mix. You'll be lucky to hear one or two funny one-liners, and I'm not about to complain about the topless ladies, but overall there are a lot better and funnier alternatives out there. Just do yourself a favor and skip this one. I give it a 4.5/10-Bad.
Summary: The movie maker might have thought using Van Damme would brighten up this movie but terribly failed. It is not funny, it is not adventurous and it is not even look like a big screen movie. The quality of production was the only interesting thought they did not spend it wisely and broadly. You can watch this movie from first to last, but you can't enjoy it any portion of it.
Conclusion: Was really looking forward to this. Was waiting for something huge to happen as the film was obviously building tension throughout - however, nothing of great significance actually happend. I was left truely underwhelmed. The ending is ok I guess, but nothing special.
Conclusion: This is by far the worst film I have ever seen. I wouldnt even class it as a horror film, it took about an hour before the cast stopped talking about absolute crap not relevant to anything ever. Buy it if you have money to waste and wanna see how any muppet can make a film nowadays.