Excerpt: Rented BD/Purchased DVD ($2) -- I enjoyed the humor of this movie - Spoofed nearly the entire Twilight Series & even the 'hard-core' fans of the series. Believe only a person who has seen the Twilight Series can appreciate how well some of the 'spoofing' is done... The actress portraying 'Bella' even got Kristen Stewart's body movement 'quirks' down! Haven't seen the movies? - You'll def. think this deserves the '1' rating given by the official reviewer.
Summary: Vampires don't suck. This movie sucks. Saw it, hated it, Ate it, and then violently puked it out. I am a fan of twilight, but, I WAS expecting this to be a hilarious, wonderful movie that made me laugh until I cried. NEWFLASH; Worst movie I ever saw in history of movies. I have bad taste in acting, and even THAT doesn't make me wanna laugh. The only things that were funny were shown in the Vampires don't suck. This movie sucks.
Excerpt: I actually really liked this movie. I am a boy and I like Twilight and this movie was really good at parodying it. The movie is funny throughout, except for a few lame jokes here and there. The video quality of this release is very good. The sharpness and color of each scene are amazing at some points and is overall a good trassition to Blu-Ray. There aren't many extras though.
Summary: I really don't have much to say at this point. The only reason I'm reviewing this movie is simply because I vowed to review every movie I watch (present - future) giving an unbiased critique. There are no laughs to be found in the course of this flick. Please don't watch it.
Summary: Contrary to the popular opinion, it is difficult to parody the "Twilight" movies because the original saga itself is hilariously and unintentionally funny and for adult audience it plays almost like a vampire "Spinal Tap". That being said, this spoof is utterly horrible, the only exception being Jenn Proske's masterful imitation of Kristen Stewart's angsty obnoxiousness.
Summary: It is of my opinion that this film has been gravely misunderstood by the majority of critics and the general public. They didn't understand the hidden sardonic wit that satirized the very heart of the corrupt film industry, under the veneer of **** fart jokes. They couldn't accept a film that was so daring as to parody the critics themselves, and as we all know too well the critics hold It is of my opinion that this film has been gravely misunderstood by the majority of...
Summary: This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. I never was a fan of Friedberg and Seltzer,they have made some of the most horrible movies of all time.Their latest movie Vampire Sucks has Twillight as source material and frankly it misses on almost all occassions considering all the material they had to come up with decent jokes.So this movie fails miserably but there are some laughs to be had.
Summary: I don't get it. Spoofs are supposed to be stupid. The movie was really funny, but the movie was bad. However, the acting is funny, and is eerily similar to the Twilight Saga. However, it's not one of the best spoofs I've seen. I recommend it for anyone who's ready to laugh, but only go if you know some or most things about the Twilight Saga.
Summary: Yes, it's a stupid movie. Yes, it's a bad movie. But's its still so funny!! What're you people expecting? It's a spoof movie!! It's supossed to be stupid!! Plus, it makes fun of Twilight, which for me is an automatic 7. Overall, it's dumb, stupid, and retarded. But it's also hilarious!!