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Vampires Suck
5.3 out of 10

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Vampires Suck Blu-ray Review

BigPictureBigSound
10 December 2010
  • Excerpt: The Movie Not sure if anyone has picked up on this before, but the makers of Vampires Suck (the comedy masterminds who also brought us such hits as Disaster Movie , Epic Movie and Date Movie ) seem to have honed a formula of quantity over quality.
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Overall 6
6.0
Movie overall 6
6.0
Audio 2
2.0

Vampires Suck (Blu-Ray Review)

whysoblu.com
9 December 2010
  • Conclusion: I am overjoyed to announce that Vampires Suck is not a complete waste of time.  Vampires Suck doesn’t suck nearly as much as I anticipated it would.   My expectations were that this was going to be 82 minutes of my life I would want back.   I enjoyed the film, and feel it was a well done spoof.
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Overall 4
4.0

Vampires Suck

High-Def Digest
6 December 2010
  • Conclusion: Much like Stephanie Meyer ruined the world of vampire fiction and made it suck, Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer are ruining the spoof film genre, with each of their movies relying on lame, meaningless sight gags rather than satirizing the conventions of the work they're trying to parody.
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Overall 2
2.0
Movie overall 2
2.0
Extras 2
2.0

Vampires Suck (2010)

blu-ray.com
1 December 2010
  • Conclusion: In his four word review, Rolling Stone film critic Peter Travers said everything you need to know about Vampires Suck : "This movie sucks more." What else needs to be said? Unless you're some kind of glutton for cinematic self-punishment, there's no reason to ever, ever, ever subject yourself to...
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Review: ‘Vampires Suck’

Variety
18 August 2010
  • Summary: This instantly forgettable trifle is fairly close to worthless.
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Overall 3
3.0

Vampires Suck

Cinema Blend
18 August 2010
  • Excerpt: Vampires Suck is the latest in a long line of cheaply produced, minimum effort parody movies. In fact it’s the fifth just directed by Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer. In recent years the Hollywood mockery machine has tackled horror movies, superhero movies, teen movies, romance movies, and they’ve...
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Overall 2
1.8

Vampires Suck

AV Club
18 August 2010
  • Excerpt: Praising the reviled filmmaking team of Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer, creators of the Scary / Date / Epic / Disaster Movie spoofs, is something like doling out encouragement to small children.
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Overall 2
2.0

Vampires Suck

totalfilm.com
24 April 2011
Overall 2
2.0

Vampires Suck

Flicks
1 November 2010
  • Summary: Thirty years after Flying High! , spoof movies have plummeted to an all-time low. Trans American Airlines Flight 209's captain Peter Graves will be spinning in his proverbial namesake after this laboured, criminally unfunny homage to the Twilight series so far.
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Overall 4
4.0

Expert Review

FILMDUDE
26 August 2010
  • Excerpt: "Vampires Suck" is far from cinematic, but does show what an easy target the re-imagined world of vampires is. From acting quirks to excessive angst, there are some surprising moments of insight and wit, while restoring the bloody horror absent from its subject matter in outrageous style.
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