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Universal Soldier - The Return
4.2 out of 10

Universal Soldier - The Return

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Overall 7
7.0

Pure entertainment

sveknu, IMDb
15 February 2007
  • Summary: I really don't get why most people heavily criticize this movie. Actually, I had a really fun time watching this flick. Maybe the reason why so many people dislike it is because they just take it too seriously. Fans of the first movie who expect a serious sequel won't get what they're hoping for.
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Metacritic
21 July 2006
  • Summary: I think Bill Goldberg is a good addition to the movie 'cuz he's lean and mean and fits the part very well. All the other parts can be thrown out.
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Overall 1
1.0

So bad it is entertaining

mentalcritic, IMDb
26 August 2005
  • Summary: The mind boggles at exactly what about Universal Soldier merited a sequel. Since the real star, Dolph Lundgren, would not be able to reprise his role from the original, there is already scant reason to indulge oneself in this obvious tax write-off.
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Metacritic
18 July 2004

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Metacritic
22 July 2003
  • Summary: Who keeps watching these things? They wouldn't keep making them if people didn't keep watching them, so who the hell is it?
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Gotta love it

Pallinn, IMDb
21 July 2003
  • Summary: This movie is just so bad it's good! The acting may look a bit "forced" at times (ok, perhaps "painfully horrible" would be a better expression) but really folks... did you honestly expect an award winning performance from Van Damme or Goldberg?
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sheer brilliance

hommerocks, IMDb
26 May 2003
  • Summary: whoa - lots of spoilers here. this has got to be one of the most unappreciated cult movies in history. around every corner are clever and interesting twists that leave me, and other hungry van dammage fans, panting for more. the main source of this shining light is lord of the jews: goldberg.
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Metacritic
25 October 2002
Overall 5
5.0

Late night TV movie

Fox in Socks, IMDb
5 August 2002
  • Summary: There are really only 3 reasons to watch this: Michael Jai White has some quality screen time; Kiana Tom is quite gorgeous except for her dismal second incarnation, and this film has the most hilariously gratuitous T & A sequence since Richard Pryor and Gene Wilder hid out in the poledancing club in...
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FelipeDog, Metacritic
15 May 2001
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