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Troll 2

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Worst Movie Ever Made?

El_Sid, IMDb
4 February 2007
  • Summary: Probably. Whilst looking over the titles in IMDb's Bottom #100 last year, I saw one film that caught my eye. At #4 it was Troll 2. I remembered seeing "Troll" a few years previously and was completely unaware there was a sequel. So I looked through the first three or four pages of the user comments and saw the words "worst film ever made" about twenty times. Having seen many, many truly awful films I found this hard to believe.
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Overall 1
1.0

I bet it was a goblin in disguise!

lobello_9, IMDb
29 August 2005
  • Summary: I would like to begin my review by saying that watching this movie will be like taking a hot fork and shoving it in your eye socket for some people, whereas for others it will be the funniest F'n thing you've ever seen. Before I get into the meat of the story or as I like to call it a double decker bologna sandwich…Troll 2 has nothing to do with trolls (just goblins), Troll 2 also has absolutely nothing to do with Troll 1. AHA but that's not all!!!!
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Overall 1
1.0

If this movie passes for a horror flick, then so does Bambi

lmntathffan, IMDb
18 June 2005
  • Summary: YIKES! I have not seen this movie recently, but I remember wanting to see it when I was very young, right when it had just came out. I believe I was 7 or 8, and I saw the movie in a blockbuster, read the back as best as I could, and said, "That sounds funny". I vaguely remember an opening scene where a man is being fed food by a girl, and he turns into a tree or dies or something, and immediately, I thought, "What the hell is this crap?".
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The Best bad movie EVER! Zero Stars out of 5

Lance, IMDb
8 May 2005
  • Summary: This here is a treasure for bad movie buffs like myself. Absolutely unbelievable. Perhaps my favorite scene is when the family is greeted by complete strangers holding a welcome party in the FAMILY's house. Well... their temporary house that they, uh... well, you'd have to see the movie. Anyways, they are in the house and some old lady is playing country music on the piano.
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Overall 1
1.0

Forced to watch!

fox_tabatha, IMDb
9 April 2005
  • Summary: My sister made me watch this. She insisted it was a contagion, a disease she was compelled to spread. After seeing it, I truly understand, relate, and recommend. It's awful! But a transcendent awfulness...you want to pass it around like milk that might be spoiled, but everyone needs to test it anyway. I've never laughed so much at something that isn't even trying to be remotely comedic; it's a travesty.
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Overall 1
1.0

Infectious Disease

fifi_fox666, IMDb
7 April 2005
  • Summary: I'm ashamed to admit I've seen this. I don't know what's worst- the "plot" or the "acting" -I've never seen a more hideous and inept cast! And how about the "special effects" and lame 80's music? Not to mention the hair, clothes, the lack of continuity... and that dance sequence! Was that really necessary? The only positive thing I can say is that I laughed... but it's not supposed to be funny. And, huh, "Nilbog?" Who saw THAT coming? Horribly bad in an epic way.
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Overall 1
1.0

Awful, but funniest thing ever.

zygfrieds_baboon, IMDb
6 February 2005
  • Summary: Imagine....some really bored media students who have rented a motor-home and have loads of popcorn to be used. Then imagine a film where those are the most expensive things in it. This is that film. Troll 2 - yet has no troll. Just goblins. But hey. The first time I saw this, I wished I had been wearing a nappy or sitting on a very big sponge, it is that funny.
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Overall 1
1.0

The Holy Grail of bad movies

Justin Michels, IMDb
9 August 2003
  • Summary: This is it, folks: the worst movie ever made. I know, I know, there are many who argue that "Plan 9 from Outer Space" and "Manos: The Hands of Fate" are worse "films" than this one. Well, I'd advise those people to give "Troll 2" another viewing, this time with an open mind. As something of a self-made authority on the worst of the worst in modern cinematic torture, I feel qualified to make the bold assertion that "Troll 2" is the cream of that particular crop.
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Overall 1
1.0

You have to watch this movie!

the narra†or, IMDb
28 December 2000
  • Summary: Isn't it strange that almost all bad movies concern goblins of some sort? The best way to watch this movie is to get everyone you know and play the Troll 2 drinking game that a clever IMDB member submitted with his comment. You may die, but it'll be worth it. There are many hilarious scenes in Troll 2, but I won't spoil them.
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Overall 10
10

I watch this movie every day...

superhero (superhero999@hotmail.com), IMDb
22 January 2000
  • Summary: Everytime I walk out of a movie theater, no matter what movie I had just seen, I always think to myself, "this was no troll 2..." No movie since has been made that has left such an impact on me as a serious film critic. Why is this movie so great? Unlike 99% of movies out today, Troll 2 accomplishes something most movies don't even come close to and usually fail at, it's entertaining. This movie has no relation to the original Troll and that is a good thing.
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