Excerpt: Independent British distributor Signature Entertainment have released low-key comedy "The Heist" (original title "The Maiden Heist") onto Blu-ray in the United Kingdom at an aspect ratio of 1.78:1. The transfer is 1080p, and uses an AVC MPEG-4 encode. First off, the 1.78:1 aspect ratio. What the hell Signature Entertainment? The original aspect ratio is 2.35:1, yet you've decided to crop it to 1.78:1, chopping the transfer off at the sides.
Excerpt: I thought I had seen it all in this gig, but then I saw “ Heist ” (2009), no not “ Heist ” (2001), but “ Heist ” (2009). No, the other “ Heist ” (2009), not the short film but the feature length one. Now I’ve seen a horse fly, and I’ve seen Miley Cyrus fly, but I ain’t never reviewed a movie as bad as this. It’s no “The Room” (2003) or “Troll 2” (1990), it’s not even in their league of terribleness.
Excerpt: Most of us plan for our retirement with 401k’s and stock options. Everyone wants to know that when old age creeps up, we’ll have a little nest egg to sit back on. But for master thief Joe Moore it takes a little more than a mealy-mouthed investment broker to make it through retirement. Heist is a delicious flick about gentlemen thieves and the biggest bankroll of their career.