Excerpt: Stitches: After seeing a random trailer for the undead, killer clown, slasher horror/comedy "Stitches" on youtube, I knew that I needed to see this movie. Thankfully, my best friend Eddie got me "Stitches" on blu ray for my birthday. "Stitches" is AWESOME!!! Little Tommy is having a birthday party for him and all his bratty friends. The kids are having fun until the dirty, not-so-top-notch children's entertainer, Stitches the clown shows up.