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Stitches

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Movie overall 7
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Extras 6
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Stitches Blu-ray Review

blu-ray.com
8 May 2013
  • Conclusion: I wasn't expecting much from Stitches —the Blu-ray cover art and general premise don't exactly inspire viewer confidence—but the film is a bloody/funny riff on 1980s-style horror, with over-the-top kills, ridiculous sight gags, and a surplus of black humor from comedian Ross Noble in his first feature film role.
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Overall 9
9.4
Actors overall 9
9.4
Audio 9
9.4
Extras 9
9.4

Stitches (Blu-ray)

DVD Verdict
6 May 2013
  • Excerpt: Somewhere between Killer Klowns from Outer Space and Evil Dead II lies the birth of true horror comedy black as pitch, and Stitches proudly carries the wacky torch in oversized shoes and pancake make-up. It's full of clown humor, gore, and even a healthy dose of gratuitous nudity. This import from Ireland will have you laughing until you gag.
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Stitches

Rock! Shock! Pop!
2 May 2013
  • Summary: Stitches is a lot of fun. The humor works, the gore is splattery and gooey and the performances are decent. It might not win any awards for originality but the fact that it plays things for laughs more than it does scares means it doesn’t really need to. Dark Sky Films’ Blu-ray looks and sounds good and contains some decent extras too.
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Overall 5
5.0

Stitches

High-Def Digest
10 April 2013
  • Conclusion: 'Stitches' is the kind of film that will probably rent really well in brick-and-mortar locations (if you can still find one) or via download. It's the kind of film you just can't help yourself from being attracted to once you've read its synopsis, or seen the poster or cover box. Sadly, there's just nothing in the actual movie that's worth recommending. It's a joke, clearly; it's just not very funny.
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Overall 7
7.2
Movie overall 7
7.0
Audio 7
7.0
Extras 7
7.0

STITCHES - Blu-ray review

moviemet.com
1 April 2013
  • Summary: “Stitches” is a genuinely well made little film. The caveat being that you’re a horror fan who likes inventive death scenes and is willing to laugh at an onslaught of bad puns.
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Overall 4
4.0

Stitches

Empire Online
9 April 2013
  • Conclusion: Deeply icky on many different levels, with Ross Noble's feature debut illuminated by stomach-churning effects.
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Overall 6
6.0

Stitches

totalfilm.com
28 September 2012
  • Summary: Ross Noble stars as a scary clown in this Halloween crowd-pleaser
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Overall 6
6.0

Stitches

Horror
5 July 2013
  • Excerpt: Stitches is een horror-comedy uit 2012 die hier direct op DVD verscheen in juni 2013. Het is het verhaal van een clown die opstaat uit de dood en wraak neemt. Het is een film die vooral voor de Engelse markt is gemaakt, hij wordt gedragen door de �mij onbekende- Engelse komiek Ross Noble in de titelrol. Maar als je een maniakale moordenaar speelt, zijn acteerkwaliteiten natuurlijk niet echt vereist.
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