Reviews and Problems with Snow White And The Huntsman
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Snow White and the Huntsman
18 October 2013
Excerpt: You’ve got to love the media, don’t you? Well ok, probably not. And if your name is Kristen Stewart, you most likely hate them. I’ll go ahead and address the elephant in the proverbial room right here and now. Whatever you’ve heard or read about Miss Stewart is most likely true. Her Twilight co-star, Robert Pattinson was shocked to find out that Stewart had been having an affair with the director of the movie in question: Snow White and the Huntsman. Was it true?
Excerpt: "Snow White and the Huntsman" is an interesting take on the classic fairytale. It features creative visual effects and entertaining performances from Theron and Hemsworth, but the lack of surprises and uneven pacing do drag it down.
Excerpt: The Brothers Grimm version of "Snow White" should be familiar enough to everyone readying this, thanks to a hearty helping hand from Walt Disney, that there's no real need to re-explain the plot. Universal certainly hopes so, as they take that familiarity and attempt to turn it upside down with their dark fantasy re-telling: "Snow White and the Huntsman.
Excerpt: When Snow White escapes into the Dark Forest, where only the bravest dare to tread, Ravenna enlists the help of the local hunksman…excuse me, huntsman, to track her, find her, and kill her. But as you no doubt already know, things don’t exactly go according to plan. When the seven…excuse me, eight dwarves show up, they certainly are a far cry from Doc, Dopey, Happy, Sleepy, Sneezy, and Bashful. But where they score beaucoup points is in the Grumpy department.
Excerpt: The Film Earlier this year, dueling films took on the classic tale of Snow White. One had Lily Collins and Julia Roberts; the other ultimately broke up "Robsten." Unless you steer clear of the likes of TMZ, Entertainment Weekly and People , you probably know that star Kristen Stewart crushed the hearts of Twlight fans everywhere, by cheating on her on/off-screen love interest Robert Pattinson with Snow White and the Huntsman director Rupert Sanders.
Excerpt: As told by Finn (Sam Spruel sporting a killer haircut), evil witch Ravenna had unleashed her plague across many lands for years. Her blackened spoils cast famine, darkness, and plague across the people, and yet Snow White’s (Kristen Stewart) father falls for her gaze in desperation for romance. One wonders how news of soul crushing witches and dead landscapes doesn’t travel to other kingdoms even in the earliest days of communication. Seems relevant.
Excerpt: Traditionally, many fairytales are weird, cruel stories designed, basically, to scare children. Today, though, through the magic of Uncle Walt, they're infantilized, turned cutesy, and used to bilk money out of parents through limited time DVD and Blu-ray releases. They're great stories, though, and simple enough that new film versions of them could be churned out easily and successfully. Now that's happened, at least once.
Conclusion: Starring Kristen Stewart, Charlize Theron, and Chris Hemsworth, 'Snow White & the Huntsman' is a dark, modernized revision of the classic Brothers Grimm fairytale that's surprisingly entertaining and visually engrossing. Rupert Sanders makes his feature-length debut with flying colors. The Blu-ray arrives with spectacular video and reference quality audio. Many of the supplements are exclusives to the high-def format which will entice fans of the movie.
Summary: Soooo... this is awkward. Alright, let's just be done with it. Snow White and the Huntsman will forever be known as that flick where K-Stew cheated on R-Pat with her director! Once again, a celebrity's private life has been thrust upon us by a ravenous media culture and, once again, the ensuing personal drama has distracted filmfans from the only thing that really matters: the movie itself. Is it any wonder Universal is considering a Stewart-less sequel?