Summary: I have seen better acting in a high school play rehearsal. Cheesy actors (no-names with nothing to their credit, for the most part), cheesy "special effects," (if you can even call them that), cheesy story (some sort of history of the creature that is only vaguely explained), horrible attempts at...
Move over Cabin Boy..Sharktpus is the worst film ever now
4 November 2011
Summary: I used to think Cabin Boy was the worst movie ever made, but I was wrong. There are no words to describe the terrible acting, the lame effects, the lack of flow, etc. When the tongue-in-cheek jokes are predictable, you know it sucks.
Summary: I do admire this things that legendary B-movie producer has done for cinema. Too bad he's collaborating with the SyFy Channel. I don't normally watch SyFy giant bikini-girl eating monster movies, because they're just so awful.
Summary: Saw this with beers and expected to laugh at the whole thing, but this was below all. I'm not sure why they made it in the first part... The name of the movie is really the best part of it all. Period.
Summary: I love campy sci-fi. I expected with Eric Roberts in it for the movie to be -- well, watchable if not even enjoyable. Sadly, it was not enjoyable. Nor was it funny. It wasn't campy. And it certainly wasn't fun to watch or even amusing. It was pitiful. The scenery is the only decent thing in it.