This movie is terrible but that's why it is hilarious!
26 August 2012
Summary: The rating I gave the movie is because it's technically really bad, but that's the reason it's so funny. The acting, the editing, and the special effects are all terrible, but watching all of the mistakes is the fun part. The continuity errors are hilarious, and you are laughing through the entire movie because of all the mistakes. The story isn't actually that bad, so if the movie was made better, it could actually be pretty good.
naff, bad, terrible, its a creature feature what do you expect, watch it
4 May 2012
Summary: I have read reviews slating this film because they thought it was a comedy, the shark looked like rubber, its a terrible film etc. With respect what do you want or expect this is a film about a 1/2 shark 1/2 octopus it looks like rubber & CGI because that is exactly what it is as strangely sharktopus dont exist.
should be stored on a dusty archive shelf and never looked at again.
a customer , 14 Feb 2012, LOVEFiLM
14 February 2012
Summary: admitetly i havent seen the whole film, but if you want old scary squid/octopus watch pirates of the caribbean. its more beliveable, and not trying to be soft and knock this film beyond its limits but the squid in potc is a lot lot more scarier. now this film is like a couple of other reviews have said a cheap knock off from a film that once scared young adults out of the waters. if you dont belive me, watch the trailer, you soon will.
Mega Pirahna was ridiculously terrible (Awesome!), this is ridiculous AND terrible.
27 December 2011
Summary: Perhaps I have been hoodwinked. Mega Piranha resparked my love of shonky B Movies like the adrenalin shot Vincent Vega gave Mia Wallace, and I immediately sought other examples. I unfortunately forgot that adrenalin shots are not Plan A, B or C, but to paraphrase Earl Bassett in Tremors "something you do when a plan fails". How's that I just referenced two 10 out of 10 movies to help me describe a 4 / 10 crapfest!
Move over Cabin Boy..Sharktpus is the worst film ever now
4 November 2011
Summary: I used to think Cabin Boy was the worst movie ever made, but I was wrong. There are no words to describe the terrible acting, the lame effects, the lack of flow, etc. When the tongue-in-cheek jokes are predictable, you know it sucks. I attempted to watch it twice, but did not make it past two commercial breaks. I am sure even Charlie Sheen makes fun of Eric Roberts for this movie. I just hope the other "actors" careers recover from this.
Summary: not even worth half a star but had to put something or we couldnt review this pile of dog poo. turned it off after 5 mins, specials effects.......embarrassing. Acting, shocking. Please please please dont bother, it isnt even worth putting a list...expect for a 'bin it' list.
Summary: Simply put, this is a modern classic. I'm not over-exaggerating when I say it is one of the best films I have seen in my whole life. I felt simply moved by the brilliant acting, impeccable screenwriting and jawdropping special effects. Sharktopus, you have inspired me to be the best person I could possibly be.
Summary: I do admire this things that legendary B-movie producer has done for cinema. Too bad he's collaborating with the SyFy Channel. I don't normally watch SyFy giant bikini-girl eating monster movies, because they're just so awful. But, I've had a lot of request for you, the readers, to watch and review this movie that has become a sort of internet meme. Paraphrasing Paul Stanley of KISS here: All right Detroit, YOU WANTED THE BEST? Well you got Sharktopus. Deal with it. Dr.
Excerpt: Ok. This will not be a real review perhaps, but at least I have seen the movie and know what I thing about it. First of all I am one of those that like the cheesie and sleazie Corman productions. Not cause they are good quality and well made, but cause it is almost always good fun in many other ways. Not needed nudity, over violent scenes, stupid dialogue and crappy photo and sound and sfx and so on. I love it!