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Overall 7
6.8
Movie overall 6
6.0
Extras 8
7.5

Ninja Assassin

ComingSoon
17 October 2013
  • Excerpt: "The filmmakers behind 'The Matrix' and 'V for Vendetta' bring new blood to martial arts movies in this smashing adventure. Korean pop star Rain plays heroic, deadly Raizo. Trained from childhood in the way of the Ozunu Clan ninja, he is stalked by fellow warriors and their dojo patriarch (martial arts legend Sho Kosugi) and is on the run with a Europol agent (Naomie Harris) who has proof the clan sells assassination services to governments.
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Overall 6
6.0

Ninja Assassin

ComingSoon
17 October 2013
  • Excerpt: Cool ninja action, not the script, make "Ninja Assassin" required viewing for fans of martial arts movies.
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Overall 7
7.0
Audio 7
7.0
Extras 4
4.0

Ninja Assassin

BluRay Authority
22 May 2011
  • Excerpt: If you grew up in the 80?s, you?ll remember there was briefly a ninja phase in cinema. Sho Kosugi ruled the universe of Canon for one brief moment, and everywhere people were buying Tabbi boots. Children longed for shurikens, but would have to settle for the similarly-premised wacky wall-walkers. To sum up: The 1980?s were fucked up. There?s some enjoyable nostalgia to be found in Ninja Assassin, if you remember those days (and boots) fondly.
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Overall 6
6.0

Ninja Assassin

High-Def Digest
8 April 2010
  • Conclusion: Thanks to a perforated script, dull characters, and equally bland acting, the only thing 'Ninja Assassin' has going for it is its relentless over-the-top violence, and unfortunately even that disappoints by lacking tension, thrills, and freshness. I get that it's meant to be a mindless action flick, but I just can't give a favorable score to a film that fails on so many levels.
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Overall 7
7.0
Movie overall 6
6.0

Ninja Assassin (Blu-Ray)

upcomingdiscs.com
28 March 2010
  • Summary: This is a true popcorn flick. If you bring your mind through the door of this cinema, it will leave in pieces thanks to some fantastic ninja moves. Rain impresses even if the story is a giant piece of swiss cheese. The guy certainly has a future in the business if he can drag himself away from Korean pop stardom. The disc is excellent with great video and wonderful audio along with a few interesting extras.
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Overall 8
8.0
Movie overall 8
8.0
Audio 8
8.0

Ninja Assassin (Blu-ray Review)

whysoblu.com
13 March 2010
  • Conclusion: So here’s your decision you ultimately have to make.  Are you OK escaping everyday life and enjoying some off-the-wall unbelievable martial arts action or would you rather be bored to tears sitting in a dark room watching The English Patient ?  I know my answer to that question, but what’s yours?
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Overall 7
7.0

Ninja Assassin Blu-ray Review

blu-ray.com
10 March 2010
  • Summary: Operating Surgeon. Salty Seadog. Investigating Detective. Dishonest Politician. Wordy Writer. Ladies and gentlemen, may I present, without further ado, Ninja Assassin : a brazen, bloody ode to all things ninja from producers Andy and Larry Wachowski, screenwriters Matthew Sand and J. Michael Straczynski, and upstart director James McTeigue ( V for Vendetta ). It isn't a film that will appeal to everyone. It isn't a subtle, thinking man's actioner.
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Ninja Assassin

Sound & Vision Magazine
9 March 2010
  • Excerpt: Korean pop star Rain stars as heroic, deadly Raizo. Trained from childhood in the way of the Ozunu Clan ninja, he is stalked by fellow warriors for breaking free of them and their iron-willed dojo patriarch and is on the run with a Europol agent who has proof the clan sells assassination services to governments. The action is start-to-finish - fast, fierce, filled with weaponry and awesome athleticism. Fear not the weapon, but the hand that wields it.
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Overall 6
6.0

Ninja Assassin Movie Review

BigPictureBigSound
24 November 2009
  • Summary: Gleefully bloody martial arts tribute - about a renegade ninja hunted by his clan - makes "Kill Bill" look like an episode of "7th Heaven".
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Overall 5
4.5

Ninja Assassin

AV Club
24 November 2009
  • Excerpt: If Ninja Assassin boasted sexual content equivalent to its level of violence, it would be rated NC-17 and repulse even the most dedicated perverts. However, the MPAA is much more accommodating when it comes to wall-to-wall bloodshed than consensual relations between loving adults. So while the ratings board might go into conniptions over an art film in which a woman receives oral sex, it has no problem with a protagonist who spends most of his time vivisecting enemies...
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