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5.2 out of 10

Ice Quake

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Overall 5

Ice Quake

High-Def Digest
10 January 2012
  • Conclusion: There's a reason that the Syfy channel is constantly the butt of jokes – their made-for-TV movies are awful. 'Ice Quake' is no exception. It's so ridiculous that it's not even worth watching simply to laugh at it. With technology being as advanced as it is, almost anyone can afford to make a picture look decent – and that's about all you can say about the video quality of 'Ice Quake.' It's not terrible, but these days it's hard to make something new look bad.
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Overall 6

Ice Quake Blu-ray Review

7 January 2012
  • Summary: Everything in nature has a pattern. Ice Quake is the guy's answer to all of the sappy Hallmark and ABC Family Christmas movies that inundate televisions and flood DVRs throughout the month of December. It's a Christmas movie thanks mainly to its timeframe -- there's no Yuletide romance, no Santa with amnesia, no magical jaunts to the North Pole, nothing of that sort -- but one can at least claim that it is indeed a "Christmas" movie, at least in the Die Hard tradition in...
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Overall 5
Actors overall 6
Audio 9
Extras 8

Ice Quake (Blu-ray)

DVD Verdict
4 January 2012
  • Excerpt: Is Ice Quake repugnant? Indubitably! But before I sabotage your brain cells any further with my frigid critical reaction to this gelatinous mess of a film, let's take a moment to look back on a random good memory and hang onto that. "Remember the Jamaican bobsled team from Cool Runnings ? Those funny guys were adorable!" Actually, as moronic as this sounds, the whole "Fart Eschatology" is pretty much the only entertaining thing at work here.
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