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G.I. Joe: The Rise Of Cobra

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Overall 7
7.0

Fun movie - not even close to realistic, but fun.

faija-1, IMDb
14 September 2009
  • Summary: Let me first say that I knew absolutely nothing about the GI Joe franchise except that they were (are?) toys. But that did not hinder me from enjoying this movie. What do you get if you mix a few parts James Bond, a few parts Transformers and a few parts Star Wars? Well, you get G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra! Basically, if you like the aforementioned movies you will probably enjoy this one.
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Overall 8
8.0

Delivers exactly what it promises and that's the point.

Janne Kainulainen (ichabod81), IMDb
29 August 2009
  • Summary: Please, take note that I rated this film 8 only because of it's value as an action film, but that's exactly the point I came here to get across. Everybody seems to have the same argument when they trash this film.. "it's all effects and no brains or dramatic undertones". OK, that is true, I've got to admit, but then again what kind of movie were these people actually expecting to see? Huh?! G.I.
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Overall 1
1.0

Does contains spoilers, but please read because it'll save you money.

jacobsevanes, IMDb
15 August 2009
  • Summary: Bad expectations, movie even worse. I went to see this movie because a friend of mine really wanted to go there and I thought: why not, I didn't hate transformers 2 (although it wasn't really good), and I had seen the trailer with the Eiffel Tower scene which looks pretty amazing. The rest of the film was pretty amazing too. But not amazing in a good way. I just couldn't believe how bad it was. I am actually still amazed as hell.
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Overall 8
8.0

Had Low Expectations. Loved The Movie!

RAGE_uv_Fire_79 (RAGEuvFire79@cox.net), IMDb
11 August 2009
  • Summary: OK, I had almost every GI Joe toy growing up. I also watched the cartoon. Being a young kid during the 80's was awesome. As far as I am concerned, the toys and the cartoons from that era are the best. However, after first seeing the preview for GI Joe, and seeing that they now wore mech suits...... I had very low expectations for the movie. Just figured they were trying yet another way to milk money off of the remainder of 80's cartoons/ re-imaging.
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Overall 3
3.0

$170 budget and not one writer

Matt Schafer, IMDb
10 August 2009
  • Summary: I came in with low expectations and got even less. I'm kind of offended that someone got paid to write this because its essentially a big-budget movie made with a fan-fiction caliber script. The plot riddled with holes, characters speak in clichés and the laws of physics are completely ignored. The female characters are treated with the action-movie standard sexism, and there are some subtle racist undertones as well.
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Overall 7
7.0

The Critics should remove the Stick!

serennishiyama, IMDb
9 August 2009
  • Summary: I just saw G.I. Joe, and I must say that I actually enjoyed it. This is NOT a masterpiece. This is a fun, Summer action flick. The so-called professional critics who obviously miss that point do not deserve their cushy jobs. The action is unbelievable, non-stop, breathless, and requires a total suspension of disbelief. The critics that have a problem with that should remember one thing.
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Overall 1
1.0

There's a reason for the strict release to critics by paramount...

Tyler G, IMDb
7 August 2009
  • Summary: Oh my god. First of all, and most importantly, I have nothing against a FUN, entertaining movie. But the only entertainment in the movie was how painful it was at times. Acting: 2/10 Terrible. A fellow moviegoer commented that "You know it was a failure when one of the Wayans brothers was the best piece of acting" It was bad. Dennis Quaid was plain boring. He looked like he was having no fun. Screenplay 1/10 HOW IN HOLY HELL DID THEY GET THIS APPROVED?!!
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Overall 7
7.0

Good for what it is

Filmaholic78, IMDb
6 August 2009
  • Summary: I watched this film last night and luckily I had no high expectations. As a fan of the G.I Joe toys when I was a kid (back then they where called Action Force) I had a good idea of the characters and story before hand. I am glad to say this film stayed true to most of the original concepts with a few tweaks for the better here and there. Go see this film if you want to see a fun action film full of special effects and doesn't take itself too seriously.
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Overall 6
6.0

Ordinary popcorn movie

dobbin-4, IMDb
5 August 2009
  • Summary: This movie may have a questionable script, some sub-par actors (Some were surprisingly good for a popcorn movie which is applaudable) and some Team America style action (They seemed to cause a lot more damage to Paris then the terrorists plan to) but the film can not help but be entertaining.
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Overall 7
7.0

A Nutshell Review: G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra

DICK STEEL, IMDb
5 August 2009
  • Summary: I have to confess I'm not much of a G.I. Joe fan when I was a kid, partly because the other Hasbro product in transforming robots had more appeal to a boy than a bunch of plastic figures in military garb. The cartoon series too didn't convert me either, as it was up against a whole host of classic series from MASK to Silverhawks, Centurion to Starcomm. Ahh, the wonderful 80s to be growing up...
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