Excerpt: How can you review Furry Vengeance ? You can’t be film snobbish about it. That just makes you look like a cold, heartless jerk. You can’t be hyper critical about its specific brand of nonsense, because it’s aimed at kids. It’s also not right to be sarcastic, because the film is such an easy target.
Excerpt: Furry Vengeance is not a terrible movie because we’ve all seen it before. It’s not terrible because its two leads are indifferent and well past their primes. Hell, it’s not even terrible because it’s god-awful.
Excerpt: A lack of vanity is generally a prerequisite for comedic actors, especially those who do any kind of physical business, but Brendan Fraser’s enthusiasm for embarrassing himself goes further than most.
Conclusion: What more can I say except, bar none, this is the worst movie I've seen this year. Maybe in the past five years. It's that awful. If you're thinking of buying this for a kid, don't. Kids deserve better than this, and they're smarter than this.
Excerpt: Make no mistake. Everything your instincts tell you about this movie - the title, the actors involved, the plot, even the poster in the cinema - are worth listening to. All that, and the animals 'thoughts' appear as pictures in speech bubbles...