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Overall 6
6.0

Anaconda (1997)

SnakesOnAnAfricanPlain, IMDb
22 January 2012
  • Summary: It's a stupid B-Movie with enough quality to fly by, and enough camp charm to get away with such cinematic crimes. The cast play it straight, apart from Voight. I'm pretty sure he was drunk during the shooting, coming out with an inexplicable accent and a look reminiscent of Hannibal Lecter. It's ridiculous fun, with hokey CGI and animatronics. The animatronics are great and make me miss the 90s.
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Overall 10
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Movie overall 8
8.0

This movie is just fun to watch

jmmyjam666, blu-ray.com
24 January 2010
  • Excerpt: Surprisingly awesome movie. I remember when this came out in theaters lol. I thought the PQ was awesome and audio was strong. I got this at Walmart for 13 bucks.
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Overall 9
9.0
Movie overall 8
8.0
Extras 8
8.0

Sweet

whysoseriouse, blu-ray.com
13 June 2009
  • Excerpt: ok so pretty much this movie you either like it or hate it. I love it, the PQ is a great upgrade from the DVD version.. I wish the colors where brighter but owell.
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An Oscar Worthy Performance By Suzie

Chrysanthepop, IMDb
9 May 2008
  • Summary: Llosa's 'Anaconda' is one of the most artistically crafted films of recent times (NOT!). The story is beautifully subtle. Basically, it's about a group of filmmakers or whatever trying to make a film in the fake rainforest but they encounter an unexpected visitor who takes them towards danger (how shocking!). Of course it's nice to see a snake movie that's carried by a heroine and a villainess (played by a snake). Moreover it's the voluptuous Jennifer Lopez!
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Overall 10
10

good

pedrokamata, IMDb
14 February 2008
  • Summary: Nothing to do, I do not agree with the opinions expressed in narrowing site. It 'a film sympathetic, good but not a masterpiece. His focus is on the destructive power of this snake, apparently not convinced victor films. It 'a movie I saw a lot as a child together with a poltergeist trip to the borders of reality is unpleasant, it may be fine even if the special effects were those who were. The first episode is mythical, the film has its charm.
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A bad B movie with an A level cast.

Prolox, IMDb
2 December 2005
  • Summary: In this adventure thriller, a documentary film maker & his crew are attacked by a very mean & very large, laughably fake looking, CGI monster/Anaconda out in the middle of nowhere & the remaining crew must figure out how to stop it. I remember how excited I was to see this movie, especially when I saw the commercial for it on TV, it looked really good, however once I saw it on video, I was majorly disappointed, (Well actually I was bored, but I don't want to get into...
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Overall 4
4.0

Snake lovers beware

Bill C., IMDb
26 October 2005
  • Summary: Erik Stolz must have owed someone a favor. But he was lucky; he was unconscious for most of the movie. I wish I was! The scene that made me cringe the most was the "snake fishing" scene where Jon Voigt has the "Jaws" moment. I know it was put in on purpose but it just comes off stupid. And it doesn't matter too much that there was a lot of snake fact errors (like the speedy snake chase - you can walk faster than any anaconda can slither).
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Overall 10
10

Excellent!!

GMNL89, IMDb
13 February 2004
  • Summary: An excellent movie. That's all to say about this movie. Excellent. It contains some of the biggest names in entertainment(Jennifer 'J-Lo' Lopez, Ice Cube, Jon Voight, and Eric Stoltz) and some actors and actresses going from good to great, just good, or not good at all(Jonathan Hyde, Kari Wuhrer, Owen Wilson, and Vincent Castellenatos). Plus there was the appearence of Danny Trejo as the poacher.
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Overall 1
1.0

An insult to anacondas...

Andrea Treese, IMDb
4 November 2001
  • Summary: Now, I am a snake lover. I love snakes of all kinds, even when they are in my house. It pains me to kill them or see them killed. And when I heard this movie would be out, I thought "Uh oh." But I watched it anyway. Please beat me. Allow me to point out everything that went wrong with this tripe. And these are spoilers, by the way. 1) Anacondas have never gotten any bigger than 40 feet on record. How big was this one? 2) An anaconda is a very muscular predator.
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Little consistency

likeitorloatheit, IMDb
12 April 2001
  • Summary: This is not as bad as some people say it is. Generally, it's pretty formulaic, but there are a few alterations on the monster movie format. A crew making a documentary set sail down a tropical river, on their way losing their fuel and, you guessed it, bumping into a big snake. There are all the usual characters here: beautiful girl, villain, posh English bloke (there's always one!), working-class hero, etc.
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